Gwaine Get Up Girl

I love "Merlin crossdressing for plot reasons" fics lmao

Ok so i love Merlin magic reveals but theres just something special about Merlin Dragonlord reveals

The ones where Arthur finds out and suddenly realises "HolyshititoldMerlinthathisownfatherwasntworthatearwhyishestillatmysideimahorribleperson-"

And i've seen several versions of this reveal and what the responses would be

But i haven't seen one i had in my mind

Just imagine this: Merlin grows his hair out ("no, gwaine, im not copying your hairstyle stfu-") and grows a beard

And Arthur thinks it's hot that he looks oddly familiar but can't place it

He tells tells Merlin this and Merlin sits there in cold sweat thinking Arthur is connecting him to Dragoon or something

It takes Arthur a week (A whole week!) to figure out who bearded Merlin reminds him of

They’re sitting around the fire on their way to a quest or whatever

And Arthur looks at Merlin who's attempting to carve what looks like a misformed dog from a piece of wood when Arthur suddenly gets flashbacks to that time The Great Dragon escaped and they went in search for the last Dragonlord.

Balinor. Merlin looks like Balinor.

And now that he sees it he can't unsee it. It's uncanny how much they look alike. Almost like father and son...

And that is how Arthur realises that he never defeated The Great Dragon and that Merlin is in fact the last dragonlord and "shitshitshitmyfatherruinedhisfatherslifeanditoldhimnottocryaboutit-"

Ignoring the fact that Uther believed that Dragonlords were too close to magic Arthur confronts Merlin about it, and promises him it's alright, it will all be alright. And Merlin can barely get out a word before Arthur hugs him, both of them pretending that Merlin totally isnt crying.

Arthur takes any books on dragons and dragonlords he can find and gives them to Merlin.

(Bonus points if Merlin lets Arthur come along the next time he summons Kilgarrah for help and Arthur promptly kisses Merlin after hearing him use that voice because 'holyshithessohotwhattheactualfuck')

((Even more bonus points if they adopt Aithusa together))

Incorrect merlin quotes as comics inspired by this post by @wishiwasadruid

I had to add Gwaine tho i feel like he fits right in there thirsting over Merlin X))

Incorrect merlin quotes series 5/?

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I really wished they had let everyone have a chance to pick something out for the exercises & not just Angel. It could’ve been a fun way to not only show trust to the gang to let them pick out things to try but also help show each other different ways to get to know them better aswell as us the audience.

Charlie’s choice could’ve been the Trust Falls! Or something else traditional such as icebreakers, blindfolds or egg drops(perhaps the egg bois could’ve helped)! Of everyone having the most conventional ideas. I can absolutely see her want to do a karaoke night too if not for this but some point with them🎤 I could also see her or Vaggie suggest an escape room!

Vaggie could’ve still wanted to do something like the Doomsday District fight. Many pointed out the two side arguments(it did work in the show, they can’t normally die but on the other hand it’s still pretty dangerous, probably something that’d get you in legal trouble🤣). Maybe it could’ve cut To Vaggie initially wanting to do it before Charlie suggests something a tad less hectic. Cue them fighting via paint ball or Laster-Tag! Remeber that family guy paintball scene🤣

Angel Dust’s choice could’ve still been the BDSM club, or perhaps something like hitting up a LGBTQ/Drag Bar or even do makeovers with each other 💄💇🏽‍♀️👗👔 maybe Angel could’ve suggested a BDSM theme escape room. If Al was part of it I think he’d just break the wall to escape🤣

Niffty could’ve suggested something involving arts n crafts or perhaps have the gang help her with something involving pest control in the hotel🪳🪳🪳

Husk could’ve suggested going to a casino horse racing. Trusting the gang to pick out the best horse to put money on because his all choices were crap🤣🐎🏇💰

Sir Pentious-Perhaps would suggest a sorta workshop thing lie, trying to make a new weapon-new furniture together 🛠️🪚🪑 maybe like how they tried to put together that shelf in Sonic Boom🤣

If Al had stuck around, maybe he’d suggest deer hunting or perhaps even cooking(Al-We don’t need to get rid of the egg bois entirely, just keep the numbers small enough, I’d love to help) 🍳🦌.

Alastor-This is my mother’s recipe for eggs sardou(Louisiana Creole egg dish)! With just one change to the type of eggs.

On an unrelated note, I think instead of initially trying to get rid of the egg bois(Charlie & Angel have are allowed to have pets), they just want to limit the number of egg bois around so they can’t cause as much trouble. Imagine a montage of the various ways they die throughout the exercises🤣🍳 kill two birds with one stone.

In general, I think it would’ve been better if Charlie & Vaggie actually had a proper sit down & plan out with each other and/or with them on what to actually do for the trust thing rather than rush right into it with just the trust falls & putting it soon on Vaggie to lead(I kinda came up with a deeper reason of why Charlie decided to do that). That whole ep was def a trust exercise more for Chaggie, about them needing to communicate to each other better & learn to understand each other, think of what the others actually feeling/thinking & being honest/there for each other. I wished we had gotten to see more of the trust between the gang build up too, along with Chaggie. Or perhaps have it focused on the gang first & have the Chaggie stuff focused for another moment.

I def would’ve wanted something like this for 🌈 My Hazbins 🌈 that or they each split into pairs of the people that distrust/dislike each other the most or have the whole thing be an escape room thing. My Baxter would probably suggest something like a pairing dissection thing(def would’ve something very not legal like real life surgery game🤣🤣🤣)

What do u think? Anything u think they could’ve done for the trust exercises? I’d love to know💖

The Knights of Camelot

Merlin is on bed rest and unavailable to work so George has to step in for a few weeks

“George, where are my socks?”

“They’re in the sockdrawer sire, next to your smallclothes — here, i’ll grab them for you”

“But why are they there??”

“Because…that’s where the socks belong?”

“But Merlin always kept my socks in the basket next to the wardrobe”

“Why would he do that? that makes no sense?”

“Huh…no idea… but I prefer it that way, so dump the socks into the basket and leave the drawer empty”

🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺

“Your breakfast is on the table sire, i’ve pressed your formal robe so it’s ready for petitions in the afternoon, and your ceremonial circlet is polished for you”

“Why are you standing over there? aren’t you gonna drag me out of the bed feet first?”

“Your majesty!? why on earth would I do such a thing?!”

“It’s just…that’s usually how merlin wakes me up — nevermind, hand me that apple”

🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏

“I’ve packed your saddlebags for the hunting trip, my lord”

“Good, It’s going to be a great day for fishing”

“Fishing sire? I’m afraid I haven’t packed anything for a fishing trip, forgive me sire, I had no idea your plans had changed”

“Oh right, you wouldn’t know. Merlin hates hunting, so we always fish, but we still call it a hunting trip so that others won’t ask any questions”

“I see, sire (he didn’t) but are you still going fishing now that Merlin is on bedrest and unable to join?”

“Ah…I hadn’t thought of that. Perhaps you would join me?”

“I …thank you sire, but my chores…”

“Of course, you’re right. I’ll ask Sir Percival if he will join me instead”

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

“My lord, might I help you with — that?”

“Ah no thanks George, I’ve got it”

“Right of course sire. Might I ask, no forgive me, its not my place to question his majesty”

“No no, go ahead, just ask”

“What…or I guess, why are you…dusting under the bed?”

“Merlin gets terribly sneezy when it’s dusty, so I always make sure it doesn’t get too dusty in here, otherwise I’ll never hear the end of it, ahaha”

“But why isn’t Merlin, your manservant, dusting under the bed himself?”

“Oh he hates dusting”

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

But what if Merleon

Arthur can’t look Merlin in the eyes, whenever he tells him to leave:

He just can’t.

I actively lost interest in both hb and hh fandom. there are just so many toxic people who say Hazbin Hazbin and Helluva boss are the best. they don't deserve the criticism!

Yet, they don't realize that even the most greatest thing in the world doesn't free itself from criticism.

constantly thinking about that post that was like “if Lance and Gwaine had gotten more screen time together Gwaine would’ve had an intense one sided rivalry with him” because i think it would be so funny