Titled: "The Greatest Threat To Camelot ('s Meetings)" +Bonus Fireplace Eepies

I have another thing to conference

Everything I have learned about the Hazbin Hotel characters either comes from the wiki or the fandom.

Seriously, I don't like how you have to do homework to understand the characters' background. And I don't get the, "you have to watch the livestreams to understand!"

Look, I should watch the livestreams for fun, not because I have too. Plus, some these livestreams go on 2 hours or more.

Some people, including me, don't have time to watch 2 hours of information that is not gonna be in the show.

I think livestreams are great to explore people questions, but a lot of these livestreams are old and likely not to be canon anymore. So that is why I'm a bit hesitant to watch the livestreams as well.

.....honestly, I'm not even surprised 😑

After their first time

Arthur: we're lovers now!

Arthur: hell yes, now I can shower Merlin in presents and no one will find it weird!!!!

Merlin: if you so much as give me new expensive boots, I will kill you

Arthur: Lands!!! TITLES!!!

Merlin: *realises how much work that is* I've never regretted getting laid as much as I do right now

Arthur: ✨knighthood✨

One admires Perfection the Other Embraces Imperfection

Gwaine in a large amount of Arthurian myths: I'm a serious knight and, while I do screw up occasionally, I try my best, which is the main thing.

Gwaine in Merlin: *swishing his gorgeous hair out of his eyes and revealing half his man-cleavage whilst he grins flirtily at Merlin* I'm bisexual, I'm Irish and I hate the monarchy; fancy a kiss?-

Since when is Mrs. Mayberry is a lesbian?

Like, don't get me wrong, I don't mind she is a lesbian

What I don't get is how she literally murder her husband and went to hell for it. That her whole story of she ended up in jail.

A lot of people tried to make up for this by saying she could've been like stolas. She was forced by social pressure into dating/marrying a man.

Here the thing, again, she literally her murder her husband after finding out he cheated on her. She was crying while doing that action.

Other people also tried to say it because of the efforts she put into the relationship and the marriage as a whole to act straight it was all for waste since it was thrown out by her husband cheating on her.

Which is a fine prediction, however there no scene where she appears in that make me go, "Wow she driven insane by her husband actions of cheating after she forced herself to play the part of good straight wife."

Also, why she in a relationship with the woman her husband cheated on her with?????

Didn't Martha also have a husband and kids? What in the world happened to them!??

I'm gonna be real. I'm all up for the wife x mistress trope, but truly, I don't believe Mrs. Mayberry and Martha are going to have a healthy relationship at all.

I just wished spindlehorse would take more care and effort in their character sexuallity rather than just reusing and slapping on a random sexuallity.

More for this AU

Can’t stop thinking about a very specific dynamic

A healer and a knight fall in love.

The healer spends hours healing everyone but themselves. Caring for the sick, stitching wounds, setting bones, pushing dislocated limbs back into place. Wearing themselves to exhaustion.

The knight gently tends to the healer. Holds them in a hot bath, rubbing the soreness from their muscles under the warm water. Applies balm to their chapped fingers. Brings them tea and tucks them into bed before climbing in beside them.

The knight defends everyone. Fights off the enemy with a sword and a shield, takes the blows intended for someone else, holds the line until help arrives, fights through any and all injuries they need to in order to defend those under their protection.

The healer defends the knight when they’re down for the count. When the knight collapses, the healer takes up their sword and defends them until they get back to their feet. If someone dares to say anything against their knight they get in their faces and the healers words are sharp and cold as any blade, cutting deep into their opponent.

"To base characters after an animal isn't a bad idea. Especially if its a demon. But vivs designs handle that theme poorly, since it's sometimes difficult to recognize what kind of animal the character is supposed to be. (prime example: alastor, vaggie, mimzy)"

Submitted by @thepinkpestilence

Even though it might not look like it

I do like Hazbin and Helluva. The stories all have such wonderful concepts to work with. But the expectations are thrown out the door for whatever stuff they want to include, even though it doesn't make sense like at all.