Lesbian/any pronouns/neurodivergent. multi fandom insanity paired with a love for writing and the goal to be able to draw men kissing
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OHHHHHH MYTTYYYYYYYYYY SHIITTTTTT
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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reworked my xisuma design for the upcoming may challenge (which i will try to participate in but we'll see how it goes)
Oh mootie oh dearest mootie
@chick-magnet-marco
Corporate posting but instead of posting online about corporationswe post them up on my cork board like newborn butterflies and watch them writhe
Underchuckle sandwichtale
underchuckle sandwichtale
also heres them talking
Three guesses as to who or what this “tiger” entity might be.
A part of the “Mascot Character” series of 4komas.
The sillies <<333
Sit down to work on new prints, end up sketching gay Tales pictures instead. Welp. :I
the eternal struggle when they get invited to a party
Watching a show that's pretty good but I have a few compl- OH MY GOD IS THAT WILL ARNETT???
Someone during my lunch period mentioned black mold and without even thinking about it I yelled out "black mold and jelly sandwich" and my friends just stared at me
Are we in the Renaissance??
A minecraft movie has affect me in ways I cannot explain
True. As good as the Minecraft movie did at encapsulating the cringe culture that surrounds Minecraft itself, they really needed to develop more than the guy characters.
it was shit funny. funny because it's shit. you get the picture. haha chicken jockey, the nether, enderpearl. funny! made me laugh a lot, very nice and digestible.
I was very disappointed by the characters. Jack Black and Jason Mamoa were great - but that's it. It was so sad to see such underdeveloped characters for Emma Myers and Danielle Brookes, I feel like they had so much potential, but no. Overprotective sister that can fight for some reason???? and funny black character. It was so saddening to see the female characters reduced down to stereotypes: big sister with hidden talent and funny aave use. They had like zero character development throughout the whole film and it was just so sad to see. I didn't even know their names until the end of the film.
but hey
what did we expect!!
My favourite scene from the Minecraft movie
let’s get one thing straight about the Minecraft movie. It cannot be labeled a good or bad movie based on viewing it alone. As anyone who’s been looking at the reviews for it have seen, opinions on the matter are very split. To truly decide if the Minecraft movie was good or not, we need to know intentions.
If the intention of this movie was to use the nature of the inevitable cringe of the movie to not only: enhance comedic jokes that are more childish or poorly written by showing their qualities as purposeful, but also dig deeper into the nostalgic side of people and call out their childhood interactions with Minecraft as cringe but in a good way, yeah I think it was a good movie.
if the intention was to create something well made, complex, and clever while also adhering to modern day movie standards and working for the viewer intelligence points rather than viewer nostalgia points, it is not a good movie.
Yes the Minecraft movie is cringe, and yes the sheep look weird, and yes some of the dialogue is funky, and yes there are a million flaws but that’s the point. Or, it should be. If the Minecraft movie wants to be considered good, it needs to use these things to its advantage. As children, we were cringe and dumb and loved all of the oddities of Minecraft and the fandoms that went with them. By making a movie that's kind of shabby and really cringy, the creators are giving out a reminder that not everything has to be super well made to make an enjoyable movie. As long as it is intentional, all of these details make the Minecraft movie amazing, because it is exactly like us. Imperfect, flawed, cringe as hell.
Enjoy the Minecraft movie. Laugh at the jokes you would have laughed at as a ten year old. Don't think of anyone else in the theater (except for the staff, Jesus guys stop throwing popcorn on the ground) and certainly don't live off of the opinions of professional theatre critics because people can have different opinions.
Chicken jockey
Chicken jockey
AHHH OMG THATS MY GIRL THATS THAT THATS MY GIRL AHH
Will you give her a high-five?
Criminally underrated show
happy anniversary to my favorite show ever...! april 5 will mark 4 years since i first watched it too. time flies...
Another translation from the Radiant Mythology 3 Fan Bible! These are skits found within the game that were included textually like this in the Fan Bible.
I don't always add the "check" portions, but I include them if I feel like they add anything to the skit.
(Scanner preferred to remain anonymous.)
Original JP + TL under the cut.
Occurrence Condition: None. Characters: Jade, Estelle, Flynn, Asbel.
Asbel: Shockwave Slash!
Estelle: Wow, amazing! How did you do that just now?
Asbel: Lady Estellise?!
Estelle: Um… Your hands… go… like this… Your posture… like this, right? Shockwave Slash~~! (...)
Asbel: Ahaha… Lady Estellise, you need to steady your upper body. Spread your feet more, so they’re shoulder-width apart, and lower your hips… Right, like that…
Jade: Oh my… Would you look at this. Such enthusiasm you have this morning, don’t you?
Estelle: Ah, good morning. That’s right. I was just receiving instruction on the basics from Asbel. I wasn't swinging my hips enough.
Flynn: Swinging your… hips?!
Jade: I see, I see. So you learned with your body firsthand?
Flynn: Learned with… your body?!
Estelle: Yes. Spread your legs wide. Then like this, lower your hips… with force…
Flynn: Lady Estellise, please stop! How shameless…!
Estelle: Huh?
Asbel: Shameless?
Flynn: Asbel… I thought you were an honest and sincere man… But as your commanding officer… I cannot overlook this inexcusable conduct!
Asbel: Uh, Capta–…?!
Estelle: F-Flynn?! What are you angry about? Flynn!!
Jade: Ahhh. It’s good to be young, isn’t it.
Check!
During early morning training, Asbel is giving Estelle an introductory course for Shockwave Slash. Flynn seems to have an impure misunderstanding due to Jade's misleading explanation, but if anything, his thought of it being shameless is in itself shameless. And Jade, who enjoys toying with healthy youths and watching them get flustered, is even more shameless.
you are fucking died. game oval.
Auuuughhhh
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Omg I'm not crazy
This season has been fucking rough
This is so true. Like dug into my soul kind of true. We love Asbel here.
i love asbel *kicks him down the stairs*
MY BEAUTIFUL RUSSIAN SCIENTIST WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU
he wanted to be scourge sooo bad
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Tutorial on drawing characters/OCs who have some sort of facial paralysis. It doesn't cover all possible variants because I was using mirror as my main reference lawl
Keep in mind that this is an introductory drawing tutorial and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People 👍
Consider supporting me on ko-fi if you find this to be helpful.
Being almost strictly a Saiouma shipper for 4 years and then suddenly (like within a week) realizing that Saimaki might be a new otp is actually crazy
What do I do with this? Read fanfiction? Scroll Tumblr for content?? Sit and reevaluate the choices that got me here???
Flynn wants that cookie so bad
去年給推特上互fo的弗連由利小說本畫的封面
Sheena !!!
Been playing Symphonia for the first time lately and Sheena is so pathethic i dream of kissing her under the moonlight. Wishing colette a very befriend your asassin.