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Banner! Do you have any good recommendations for some small people. Very short people
"A booster seat?" The voice on the line snickers, clearly pleased by their own joke- much less so by the figure with them, as a bit of a fight breaks out from the speaker.
Many things seem to be tossed around. Something collides with something else- fragile, probably, guessing by the crash. There's quite a bit of bickering, before the line is picked up again.
"Sorry! So- so sorry, sorry," Banner gasps, forcing a stained smile from behind the phone. "That was a joke. A joke. If you're looking for down-sized apparel, I could introduce you to our infant's selection-"
There's a loud resounding crash, and a yelp from the speakers. Oh dear, The line is quickly cut.
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not gonna lie tony hawk makes some of the best divorced guys out there
spamton among a flock of pigeons doing pigeon things
i really like this concept
Did the snowgrave route, made a little comic..
at first i was on team “spamton dies after the neo fight” but i cannot deny the comedic possibilities that come with him sticking around as a glasses ghost
The he/they gender thief
Honestly, what if Spamton was still practically feral before shit went down. He's just doing weird shit one day and someone's like "we're sorry, we think he was damaged by corruption or something," and the Addisons are just "no, he was always batshit, now it's just more obvious."
PLEASE he’s just. been this way the entire time!! being on the phone just made it worse
i like the idea of the little circle being a colour wheel
an explanation for spamton’s attacks being in the same category as tasques and tasque manager mr. pipis (beloved)
Some rushed thing I thought of
spamton is the ruler of everything
spamton is the ruler of everything
did some character introduction sheet thing for class. I did spamton and his character sheet looks more like a vacation pet care guide than an actual description.
"requires attention and needs to be watered every 2 days” what is he my pet gerbil
Hot take but I don’t think “Hetero” couples in fiction are boring actually I just think they’re boring because we see the same m/f couples every single time.
Allow me to elaborate:
Usually every m/f couple we see in media consists of two conventionally attractive, young, skinny, allosexual, cishet, gender conforming, often white people. And you can always see the relationship coming a mile away.
Imagine how much better it would feel if you saw more of THESE kinds of m/f couples in media:
Fat characters involved in the relationship, and not made into a joke
Disabled characters involved in the relationship, and not made into a joke
A man happily in love with a gnc or masculine woman
A woman happily in love with a gnc or feminine man
Bisexual or pansexual men and women in love with the opposite sex (and bi for bi, Pan for Pan couples)
A man happily in love with a trans woman
A woman happily in love with a trans man
Trans for trans m/f couples
Asexual and gray-sexual people in romantic relationships and being respected in those relationships
Two middle aged people entering a new relationship, with the same attention and slow burn and tension as any young pairing (because middle aged and elder people have love lives too, and can fall in love again even if they’ve been married before!! See Kane/Abby in the 100.)
More POC x POC relationships!
A man who stays at home and takes care of kids x a working woman who isn’t criticized for not being home enough
Supportive parents to queer kids
Punk/alternative/goth m/f couples and parents (bc I just think that’s cool)
Couples who get together and then realize they’re better as friends, and have a healthy breakup while staying super close (and not creating secret drama)
Neurodivergent people involved in the relationship (adhd/autistic men and women infodumping to their supportive partner... happy stimming after a cute interaction with their crush.. it’s just so good) and not made into a joke or infantilized!
BUFF STRONK WOMAN x LIDDOL MAN VERY IN LOVE WITH HIS WIFE
People who aren’t conventionally attractive in a loving relationship, and there isn’t any drama or weird side plot about “learning to love someone for what’s on the inside!!”
and so many more I could think of!!!
Just something to think on. (And remember, not all m/f couples are “hetero”. If you’re still saying “ew heteros!!” every time you see a straight couple, now is the time to stop.)
it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”
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According to the website:
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And that's not all. When I say 'incredible' I really mean it; I've found myself using the website on multiple occasions, for work, creative and stress-related issues, and the variety of machines provided cannot be overstated. You've got animal noises, nature soundscapes, street sounds, meditation aids, melody-based lullabies, magical soundscapes, medieval ambiance, situation specific sounds, white noise generators-- and a lot more!!! They even have noise to block out IRL sounds you don't want to hear.
Just take a brief look at what the index page provides:
There's something for EVERYONE. And it's all for free! It's been for free for years, and it is the creator's wish that it remains accessible to everyone who might need this kind of aid in life. I am using it to write this post right now. Though if you read some of the above index, you may have noticed that the support for the website has been very low lately.
Which brings me to the reason I'm making this post. Mynoise is curated and maintained by a single person:
Please check out the Mynoise Index for yourself, donate if you can, and tell your friends who might be interested ♡
I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like
“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”
I made an entire comic just to make this shitpost headcanon about Cap’n playing harmonica.Â
This took me three days please reblog this,,
starwalker
Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.
I officially announce that I’m in Deltarune mood (Not like I wasn’t before)
i just noticed something at Temmie's Deltarune 3rd Anniversary art
(credit to temmie chang on twitter)
for those who will start to argue that it's a club, club and clover are the same lmao
Some thoughts about living armor that yells things at you making it even harder to fight despite their good statsÂ
(the debuff is tolerance levels dropping)
(transcript under cut)
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