Me, Refusing To Answer His Riddle

on the tarp thing they put on u at the barber there should be a transparent panel so i can watch youtube during the haircut

bo burnham birthday. happy birthday bo burnham

forgot my phone at home so i had to email my mom to get it and it looks so hilariously ominous

teach 100 parrots to say "I am finally getting used to this body" and then release them all into the wild

puts on bug spray but it just sprays bugs in my face

this is what i must do to limit her powers. i am the only thing standing between the universe and the voide

what am i supposed to do with this

chris pratt will take his spot

DEVASTATING NEWS

huh it feels like im finally maturing and getting better at school oh theres the anxiety