Sullyguille - I Have Something Silly To Say

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

How are you guys so wrong Dimentio is so HOT like this is a tough vote I know but the clussy fever must prevail guys come on guys

guys. im watching mha for the first time. froppy.. literally the cutest

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

Alright chat listen here

So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

STTTOOOOOPPP YOU'RE KILLING THEM

beach day 🏖️☀️