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Guys you are never gonna believe what was immediately below this post for me
extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
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đ§ FREE WRITING LESSON â THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER DEPTH TRICK YOUâLL EVER READ.
Letâs say your character sucks.
Sheâs flat. Predictable. âStrongâ in all the wrong ways. Letâs call her Nicolle. Or Carol. Or whatever name Hollywood gave her.
Sheâs a superhero. Sheâs got powers. Sheâs got sarcasm. She takes no shit. She leads the squad. Sheâs admired by everyone â and loved by no one.
Youâve seen this character before. Now watch what happens when you give her one secret she doesnât brag about.
Nicolle has two sons.
Sheâs raising them alone â to become men like her late father: A man who sacrificed everything to raise her after her mother disappeared, broke, or gave up.
The world sees Nicolle as the apex of visual empowerment. But the world doesnât see:
The arguments with her boysâ father â about what being a real dad means.
The prayers whispered in the dark over a fevered forehead.
The way she ghosted the only man she maybe wanted, not because sheâs flaky â but because she doesnât know if wanting love makes her a bad mother.
The nights she tucks her boys in, then collapses into her bed, staring at the ceiling, heart full of ache, because she gave the world her strength but kept no one to hold hers.
They donât see the days her sons cry after watching her get slammed through buildings on TV.
Held by the throat. Left for dead. Motionless for seconds too long. Until she rises â because she has to.
They donât see the breakdowns. They donât see her flinch.
They assume she doesnât feel fear. But the truth?
She feels it every single time.
Sheâs not fearless. Sheâs never been. But fear is a luxury she doesnât have.
Thatâs a luxury for men. She is a god. And she will make any threat scream that truth â as she crushes it beneath her bleeding hands.
Because when demons invade, tyrants rise, and monsters descend, She suits up.
Not for hashtags. Not for feminism. Not for attention.
She suits up because the idea of her sons growing up in a world she couldâve fought for and didnât â is more terrifying than death itself.
And she will not let the universe teach her boys that their mother ever cowered.
đș THE TRIFECTA THAT MAKES ANY SUPERHERO NEXT-LEVEL:
Intimacy. Contradiction. Duty.
Intimacy gives them a soul â something they protect more than their own body.
Contradiction gives them depth â because perfection is forgettable, but conflict creates memory.
Duty gives them immortality â because we remember those who bled for more than applause.
Give a character that trifecta â and suddenly:
Sheâs not annoying. Sheâs haunting. Sheâs not fanfiction. Sheâs canon. Sheâs not shallow. Sheâs legend.
âïž Thatâs how you fix a weak character. You donât soften her. You give her something to fight that fists canât touch.
And suddenly?
Sheâs not a girlboss. Sheâs the last myth your enemies ever tell themselves before they die.
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i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
I finally started playing oneshot :)
Niko deserves a doodle
The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly
Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I was playing PokĂ©mon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how âoh this is a legendary PokĂ©mon I donât think it has a genderâ and he said âwell wait isnât dragon type a gender??â Like you know what dude fuck it sure is
Philharmonic orchestra? I understand what harmonic means but what does that man have to do with anything
do we think chocolate guy is gay?
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
Deltarune kings be like
coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage
splatoon fans are like âyou GOTTA listen to âfreshwater freekin itâ that one is straight fireâ and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end youâre absolutely furious because theyâre right
Gets a job as a therapist but as my patients tell me about their awful lives I just sit there going "oh mood" and "meeee"
How are you guys so wrong Dimentio is so HOT like this is a tough vote I know but the clussy fever must prevail guys come on guys
Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. Itâs clean in there. Thatâs where I go to get clean. Itâs clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. Youâre embarrassing me in front of the sink
I believe everybody else is unreasonably indifferent about plant nurseries, actually
going to a plant nursery tomorrow and am unreasonably excited about that
bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right
the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears
the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry
if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.
and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real
Contracting black lung from working the coal mines is so aesthetic