Me Instantly Blocking People That Have Their Hogwarts House In Their Bio

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

happy Thursday the 20th

Philharmonic orchestra? I understand what harmonic means but what does that man have to do with anything

Singed arcane moment

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I hate unfollowing people. like what if they find out I unfollowed them and then track me down and kill me

Aight Imma start calling you (yes, YOU) chat. Saying hey guys at the start of each post does not hit as hard

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

This could actually happen in the show and I don't know how to feel about it

SALAD FINGERS PLEASE?????

THE TITULAR CHARACTER from SALAD FINGERS got an abortion!

ƎNA art I made on 2024 for Summergrounds showdown, kinda like inktober but epic cuz it's in July and Newgrounds themed. I've been told time and time againg that they are green, so it's as good a time as any to tell you guys I'm colorblind.

Imma start posting some more old art