Day 1 At The Communal Puzzle Club: I See A Puzzle With A Sign Next To It That Says "please Help With

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

I was gonna add just the possum one but I felt the other two were necessary

happy Thursday the 20th

Wait but who here in Spain charging 27$ for an assasination?

Asking fro a friend of course

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Aight Imma start calling you (yes, YOU) chat. Saying hey guys at the start of each post does not hit as hard

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday