Sullyguille - I Have Something Silly To Say

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

Deltarune kings be like

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

perfect headline. no notes

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly

Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

For the love of god stop

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool