“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”
the plans:
Let's be বনবাসী with mama
I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂
- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
<3
repost so theres a separate post outside my pinned!!
haii!! this is Urgent!! i have opened my commissions in order to get help for me, my brother, and my two fiancees! we are in an abusive household with little needed resources! i only take venmo and giftcards, more info here!!
im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar
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