BUT NEVER

It really is awkward to be the third wheel to people who like each other and have nothing to say to you

More News On Lore Olympus Becoming An Animated Series ‼️

I’m so FREAKIN excited!!!!! I can’t wait to hear what their voices will sound like!! I really hope someone contacts Rachel’s dream actors for her characters to see if some of them are willing to voice play 🥺

If y’all don’t know what I’m referring to, check out my post with Frolic interviewing Rachel on her dream cast for Lore Olympus

Harry: I’m…grounded?

James: *fold arms* Yes. You’re grounded.

Lily: You disobeyed the rules.

Sirius: *holding a shovel* Yes. And now we are going to bury you to teach you a lesson.

Remus: Sirius NO! That’s not how grounding works.

Harry Potter as things me and my family and my friends have said

Harry Potter: I’m the victim, not the villain.

Ron Weasley: if I agree to be my friend I get to have free food at your house for the rest of your life.

Hermione Granger: Don’t bother me while I’m reading, I could be reading ‘how to murder annoying people’

Ginny Weasley: stop being rude, he could love me one day!

Fred and George Weasley: we’ll let you in on the prank, just give us 20 bucks

Percy Weasley: my sanity is more important than social interaction.

Charlie Weasley: CAN YOU HEAR IT, THE CALL OF THE WILD!!!! *me and my friends in the background to my friend that said this- ‘go home, your drunk!’*

Bill Weasley: my girlfriend is beautiful, and she’s French on her second aunt twice removed’s side!

Molly Weasley: I’m going to wrap you up in blankets and put you so close to the fire you’ll burn*sorry, it’s the only one I could find*

Arthur Weasley: I don’t have an obsession, I’m only interested in it more than other people

Great Aunt Muriel: SHUT IT. I’m trying to sleep, you guys went to sleep at 2:00 AM.

Albus Dumbledore: listen to the peaceful chirping of the crickets! They sound like me drunk!

Minerva Mcgonagall: dont joke about this, you could fall and die!

Profesor Trelawney: I see death and misfortune in your future, idiot

actual line from the son of neptune: “That was the downside of dating the smartest girl at camp: you learn stuff.” and ron totally relate 

i’ve wanted to make some pjo/hp crossover for a long time and i think i’ll be making more

Books, what’s that?

I only read Fanfiction now.

Sure I read books!

Then I go and find a fanfiction about the book.

It’s sort of satisfying, reading a fanfiction about the book.

I like it.

So if you ask me what book I’m reading as I scroll through my phone and I look up guiltily and stammer all over the damn place it’s because I’m trying to remember a book I can lie about reading!

Thank you, and a good day/night/evening/morning.

Edmund Pevensie lion witch and the wardrobe

Edmund felt a sensation of mysterious horror.

Percy: Hey Nico! You're Italian right?

Nico: Yeah.

Percy: But you don't look Italian!

Nico: So what am I supposed to look like then? A bowl of spaghetti?

kidnapper: we have your son

edmund: i don’t have a son

kidnapper: then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?

edmund: oh my god you have eustace

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