Policeman: What're your names?
Percy: don't tell him, Jason
Policeman [writing down]: Jason
Percy: shit
Jason: good job, Percy
Policeman:
Jason: oh fuck
When you’re in the middle of reading Tyrants Tomb, they’re in the middle of a battle, and Apollo’s turning into a zombie but you have to go make a midnight snack to the kids and have to put your 1 year old to bed because he’s getting cranky-
OMGs I NEED TO FINISH THE BOOK BUT I CANT
gen z culture is teaching your younger siblings about vines and memes then quoting them together even though nobody else gets them
Percy: The eagles won last night.
Jason: Oh you watched the game?
Percy: *covered in blood and scratches*
Percy: What game?
@narniaweek day one ➤ favorite female character
she is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.
— prov. 31:25
Mythology, am I right?
draco will make one (1) exception to wearing gryffindor colors
a companion piece to this
Reyna getting ready for morning drills, for @glitterthegaywitch, since she told me a couple times that she loves my Reyna. Reblog if you support buff Reyna ^_<.
#𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖
susan pevensie – how many centuries deep is your wound?
A young single mom who is helplessly in love with books... don’t think me old, I’m 20.
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