2020

Alex: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab people eyes out. I can make mittens.

Magnus: …What was that middle part?

Alex: I can make a hat.

#𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖

This whole "Disney Twisted Tales" collection and their premises are just too intereresting to ignore. AND LOOK AT THOSE COVER ARTS!!!!

Idk what the fuck this is, but don’t act like it isn’t true.

Demigod’s and Mornings

Percy is sooo not a morning person and is likely to use soap instead of toothpaste unintentionally

Leo is the same way, he once poured coffee into his cereal and ate it anyways

Piper is always angry when she wakes up and will cuss you out if you try to talk to her

Annabeth is completely unresponsive in the morning and should not be held responsible for anything she did before her morning coffee

Jason actually likes mornings and goes on 6am jogs (can’t relate)

Frank usually joins Jason on those jogs

Hazel is a morning person and is pretty productive during that time

Nico detests mornings and will not get up even if you throw him off the bed

Calypso loves mornings and can usually be found gardening early in the day

Reyna is pretty neutral on mornings and spends them planning things for the legion

Rachel is a freak of nature and will be awake at 4am painting (yes I know she’s not a demigod I just wanted to add her)

Will, despite being a child of Apollo despises mornings and will probably be found surrounded by several coffee mugs

Grover enjoys mornings and spends them outside hiking

Ah yes my favorite character *looks at smudged handwriting* Mango Cheese

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Lester: hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Zeus: I don't regret my decision in turning you mortal. You're clearly a hazard to society.

Meg: and a coward. Do twenty.

Photography at the park!

Why did no one tell me there's a meme from 2001 in The Dragon Prince??? He really went "one does not simply walk into Arcadia" wITH THE HAND THING AND EVERYTHING

The things we leave behind.

Back on my bullshit ayeyeyeyeyeye A little concept for Naymora’s first life as Aaravos’ daughter :) She failed to free him from the mirror and instead died at it. He couldn’t watch her fade away, but if he had, perhaps he’d have realized that she just recited a reincarnation spell. Whoops