Lmao
Reporter: Myth, you just managed to win Gryffindor the house cup and earn the most points than any other student this year. What will you do next?
Me, leaning into the mic: Buy a new hairstyle
you think Bill Skarsgard deserves an OSCAR for playing Pennywise the dancing clown in IT
*Apocalypse breaks Peter’s leg and chokes Mystique*
Erik: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*Apocalypse about to attack Charles*
Erik: *throws giant X* (ง'̀-‘́)ง
Me: oh cool it’s during the 80’s
Brain: Sirius is wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban, Lily and James are dead, Pettigrew is still out there as Scabbers the rat and Remus is alone without any friends.
Me: we’re in Charlie and Tonk’s year! Me and Tonks will get on so well when we meet!
Brain: Tonks is dead in less than 15 years from now
Me: oh look there’s Dumbledore!
Brain: Dumbledore also dead in 13 years
Me: Snape hates me- never change Snape
Brain: Snape has lost Lily three years ago and he dies the same day as Tonks.
Me: oh look there’s a house elf
Brain: Dobby is still being abused under the Malfoys
Me: I’d die for Ben Copper
Brain: agreed.
Me: my brain agreed with me!
Brain: it does happen sometimes.
Me: PEEVES!
Brain: Peeves wasn’t in the movies
Me: why must you hurt me brain?
Peter’s favorite thing to do is convince the Avengers that the spider he was bitten by was venomous, so that means he’s venomous, too. No one really believes him, but no one wants to test that theory, either.
Sam: *tries to steal the remote*
Peter, hissing: I’ll fucking bite you, try me.
Tony, who definitely knows Peter’s not venomous: Yeah, the toxins would have you dead within seconds.
0 hesitation
Mj X Peter (Insp: @/ lastgayjedi on twitter)
a wip of what i got so far for sdcc . Just need to polish these guys
X-men 1992
Antis: TomDaya is so over!!!¡¡¡! It was just show service Tom & Z: don't deny they are dating and instead laugh about vacation stuff Z: posts a snapchat with Tom a few hours ago, making clear they are hanging out and stuff Me: totally, they are not a thing, yeah ok swettie...