Soobin: You didn’t even react! You need to react when someone cries!
Taehyun: I did! I rolled my eyes!
Huening Kai: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Soobin: Wasn’t Yeonjun with you?
Yeonjun: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Chan holding a gun to Felix: Tell me the name of god you freckled piece of sh*t
Felix: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? You cannot kill me in a way that matters.
Chan cocking the gun with tears streaming down his face: I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.
Yeosang: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
San: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Yunho: Tackle him.
Wooyoung: Dump him.
Jongho: Kick him in the shin.
Mingi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
Alya: Look kitty cat, Ladybug does like you but you can’t compete with the one that she is in love with, not even the guy she tried to get over him with did much to change it. Her heart is set on him.
Chat noir: Come on, just tell me what I’d have to do to win her over.
Alya: (joking) How fast can you become Adrien agreste?
(Chat noir detransforms)
Adrien: now what?
Alya: (Screams)
Felix: please, hyung, after everything we’ve been through together... you can’t do this to me
Bang Chan: [a single tear rolling down his face] forgive me
Felix: NO-
Bang Chan, placing down a draw 4 card and full-on sobbing: uno
Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.
Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.
Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.
Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire
Ryujin: Yeji?
Yeji: Yes?
Lia: How long can someone stay inside a washing machine without drowning?
Yeji:
Yeji: WHERE’S CHAERYOUNG?!
Beomgyu, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning parental figure.
Soobin,not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child.
Yeji: I have made the decision to trust you.
Lia: A horrible decision, really.