jongho: what’re some good responses to getting stabbed?
yeosang: rude.
seonghwa: not 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯…
wooyoung: that’s fair.
yunho: are you gonna want this back, or can i have it?
Wooyoung: I doubt you’re even in possession of a crowbar
Hongjoong: I suggest you don’t find out the hard way
Yeosang: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
San: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Yunho: Tackle him.
Wooyoung: Dump him.
Jongho: Kick him in the shin.
Mingi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
Yeosang: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Yeosang: I want to look so good that you hate yourself.
Wooyoung: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!
Wooyoung: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Yeosang: Uh...
Yunho: He’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Wooyoung: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Mingi: *crying* it’s working
Mingi: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Yeosang: Aww!
Mingi, putting both straws in his mouth: Babe look how fast I can drink this-
Jongho: my stomach growled super loud in french omg
Jongho: I would like to clarify my stomach did not growl in French, it growled in French class.
San: bonjour
Yeosang: Le growl
Mingi: hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Jongho: Why do I even talk to you guys
Seonghwa: PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
Mingi: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.
Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.
Hongjoong: When I was your age...
Yunho: When I was your height...
Hongjoong: Don’t make me pull over this car.
Seonghwa: There’s no practice today because Yeosang is at the police station.
Wooyoung: He’s in jail??
Mingi: We have to get him out of there!!
San: Jailbreak! I’m in!
Mingi: I’ll wear a dress and distract the guard!
Seonghwa: No! He is doing an internship there!
Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.
Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.
Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.
Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire
- WooSanSang at 3 am-
Wooyoung: Why do people slap the remote when it’s not working?
San: Why does it start working tho
Yeosang:
Wooyoung: What goes up and never comes down?
Seonghwa: The amount of stress you bring to this family