Someone Ought To Tell Harry…

me giggling and kicking my feet re-reading the out-of order, almost completely unconnected scenes that I wrote for my specific asf fanfic that I published a month ago and still only has one chapter because I write the scenes I want to which do not happen to be in chronological order

king of spades / queen of hearts / the wild card / origin

I made this gif while blazed off of my ass and I've been giggling at it for the past few hours

if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

anyone who thinks a single one of the wammys boys would look even remotely different in a genderbend au is lying to themselves im sorry. L is not in a croptop she is in that same musty shirt im sorry💔

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

NO WAY

THAT IS SO COOL

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

also still have to make my lunch. the horrors

back at school tmrw wish me luck!! (spontaneously combusting and checking my schedule every half hour)