Mine Head. Aches. With Such Unbearable Vigor.

the crime the criminal

Girl are yuo a nuclear cavalier? Because your hotness level is at a 14/10

okay the non-american burger absolutism seems to be "on a burger bun = burger" so i have to ask the australians out there: does that mean a yumbo is a burger

y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

i bring something to this relationship best described as “constant conversational curveballs.”

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)