tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser
they call me appliance miser

he/him - minor - bi - chronically stupid

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3 months ago

i may concede that that is, indeed, a patty. textbook definition.

but there is no burger to be seen here. that is pork. not beef.

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3 months ago
@kazsartcorner YOU CALL THOSE BURGER PATTIES????

@kazsartcorner YOU CALL THOSE BURGER PATTIES????

that's a breakfast sausage puck. they're not really sausage (no casing) but i'll be damned if i let someone call that a BURGER patty

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3 months ago

Do vegans really come from Vega?

Not many, most are from a Vegetarian dimension where the Vegans rule over a Vegetable world and common Vegetarians live under the rule of Prince Veginald and his cruel queen, Elizabeth Vegina.


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3 months ago

Transphobes make me exasperated

Transphobes Make Me Exasperated

The sheer ignorance of instagram commenters baffles me


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3 months ago

in light of the recent incident public opinion has returned to standard

In Light Of The Recent Incident Public Opinion Has Returned To Standard

Tumblr is the kind of website where I can just tell someone their cat looks like an evil vizier with no further context and everyone will understand that it was a compliment

Reddit is the kind of website where I cannot do that

3 months ago

y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

3 months ago
A black and white stylized drawing of Guilty Gear 2 Sin doing his 5D from XRD. "BLASTOFF!" is written in blocky text along his flag.
Two stylized doodles of Sol glaring at the viewer.
A stylized doodle of Sol and Sin talking. Sin is talking enthusiastically about meat on the bone. Sol is glaring at him.
A stylized doodle of Sin during his boss fight.

some overture stuff I doodled while watching a tournament last weekend :v


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3 months ago

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality


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3 months ago

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE

GET DOWN FROM THERE


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3 months ago
Mindwave Fanart For The Contest Yippie

mindwave fanart for the contest yippie

3 months ago

The US having an entire city in the middle of the desert dedicated entirely to gambling sounds like a thing other countries would make up about the US as a joke but its real and no one bats an eye at it


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3 months ago

just watched the broly movie with a friend and uh

broly's my son now. i love him like he is my child. he deserves the world.


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3 months ago
Doing Some Lighting Experiments. Toon-shading With Low Poly Models Works Surprisingly Well With Pixel

Doing some lighting experiments. Toon-shading with low poly models works surprisingly well with pixel art billboards.

3 months ago

majima melon monday

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3 months ago

Anyone else feel like their mutuals are way out of their league? Like they follow you back and you’re just like

Anyone Else Feel Like Their Mutuals Are Way Out Of Their League? Like They Follow You Back And You’re
3 months ago
What Is This Thing

What is this thing

3 months ago

pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

Pls Dont Sleep On Modern Wtnv, This Is From Episode 259 And It Made Me Actually Laugh Out Loud At Work

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3 months ago
tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser

I fell asleep momentarily, and now there is a small predator on my chest. Its dentistry resembles that of Sally, and its claws are as sharp as mine. I must not move, for even a small motion towards its exposed underbelly causes a brief but severe rage.

WHAT IS THIS CREATURE AND HOW DO I SAFELY REMOVE IT?!


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3 months ago

ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT

ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT
ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT
ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT

mark your calendars for this historic event

3 months ago
tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser

look id just be charmed to hear your thoughts about how to make a kidd work in 1v1 without the fuckin laser. so far i'm going in on drones and blackspot/nexus synergies but i truly am not fuckin meeting anyone in the damage race until i'm charged up and shivering their fucking timbers yknow???

fuck like the drake still has its defenses without the bigass gun sure but who the fuck am i supposed to be helping with a bunch of support systems that only work on other people in the 1v1????? am i supposed to be helping them kick my ass faster???? one of the other people employed by my liegelady said "strap a sword to it" but fuck if i can tell how that's supposed to be better than what i'm already fucking doing, yknow????

anyway i know you can't come to upper laurent bc fuckin stone but idk i'll let you know if i'm ever around san simeon and maybe i can rent something bc fuck i need a break from the kidd

-pankrakidd anon (i've got a blog now though: @thepankratikidd)

YOU'RE RUNNIN' FUCKING 1V1'S IN A KIDD???

Christ-the-Buddha, okay, I think you can make this work. Much as I hate to fuckin' shill for the Armory, I'd grab yourself a Legion Nexus and start figurin' out how to engineer yourself a secondary weapon. Pretty sure you're gonna wanna talk to some Armory guys about weaponizin' the reactor heat you're about to start rackin' up.

If you do ever come to San Simeon, get your ass in a fuckin' Tortie or somethin' and come square up, I'll teach ya all about IPS-N controls by beatin' your ass with 'em.

-Han Jae-


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3 months ago

can't believe that i didn't know this piece of vital lore

i'm a fake han jae fan i guess

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3 months ago
Mcfucking What

mcfucking what

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