Feels Like A Majority Of The Time Being Like "sorry If That Was Weird", "sorry If That Made You Uncomfortable",

this painting came to me in a dream

Magnificent bolas spider, Ordgarius magnificus, Araneidae

Found in southeastern Australia

Photos 1-2 by doggy48, 3-4 by michaeldoe, 5-7 by nicklambert, 8 (for scale) by rhett_dodd, and 9 (egg sacs) by imcmaster

pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

Wait this is funny

Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”

Have to admit it took me a second