Randomly Decided To Redraw This :p

simon and garfunkel invented the situationship

i don’t think rpf is bad bc like 81 year old paul mccartney would have to take so many specific steps in order to find and read beatles fanfiction that i feel like any exposure to it would be his fault. not to mention that he would probably like it

Lost Gen X bedroom in the attic of an abandoned house.

paul scheming: "nyAAA how can i get more money in the divorce?"

?!?!?!?!?!!!???!???

People will caption a picture of two middle aged men with “do you think they explored each other’s bodies?” like they are straight married and have 2 kids each. But yes I honest to God do.

White night 🍇

My mum knows the person who did this art I think

Why does my hotel room have a picture of Paul McCartney in his underwear above the bed?

Paul Simon may be small but I’ve always gotten the impression that he’s extremely heavy and dense like if you tried to pick him up it would be like trying to pick up a statue made of lead