Simon And Garfunkel Invented The Situationship

Linda Eastman     Simon and Garfunkel, New York City     1966

“I write from instinct, from inexplicable sparkle. I don’t know why I’m writing what I’m writing. Usually, I sit and I let my hands wander on my guitar. And I sing anything. I play anything. And I wait till I come across a pleasing accident. Then I start to develop it.” Paul Simon, 1984

“[T]he loving, caressing guitar work that Paul Simon does on a Martin acoustic guitar, just kills me and makes me sing lovely. I ride that guitar like a jockey on a horse that is having a fabulous little spring.” Art Garfunkel

Simon & Garfunkel, 1966

Imagine hearing him read the infamous “lover of asses” line. Or the masturbation one. For my own wellbeing I think I will pass on this

Random post I guess, but just so you know, if you have an Audible subscription you can buy Artie’s autobiography read by him

At least three of the people in this photo are/were bisexual. Happy bi visibility day!

“They were getting ready to sing I believe Slip Slidin’ Away, and someone in the stands yelled out ‘I LOVE YOU PAUL SIMON!’ He sorta looked in the general direction and said ‘That’s nice, but how d’you think that makes Artie feel?’ And in the quietest little voice that just like, oozed affection, Art replied ‘It’s alright. I love you, too.’”

Thanks for uploading this they’re so silly

“They were getting ready to sing I believe Slip Slidin’ Away, and someone in the stands yelled out ‘I LOVE YOU PAUL SIMON!’ He sorta looked in the general direction and said ‘That’s nice, but how d’you think that makes Artie feel?’ And in the quietest little voice that just like, oozed affection, Art replied ‘It’s alright. I love you, too.’”

WOKE simon and garfunkel

the sound of pronouns

mx. robinson

the gay boxer

i identify as a rock

america (shaking head disapprovingly)

the only living person in new york

old queerplatonic partners

Ok but also the fact that earlier on that day Art was wearing black pants (seen here in this photo before the famous concert). We could’ve had them full on matching 🙄

um. um. hey guys. whose jacket do we think art garfunkel is wearing 😃🤣🫥