☆ A Very Happy 82nd Birthday To Paul!!! ☆

I met Paul in our school play, Alice in Wonderland. He was this funny guy who cracked me up all the time. We loved “Earth Angel” and we emulated the Everly Brothers. We would stare at each other’s mouths to copy each other’s diction. I would watch where the tongue hit the palate when Paul said a t. We would be nose to nose. When you’re very young, you’re insane. You’re a fanatic about your loves. The world hasn’t shown you how to corral the thing and be normal.

Ok just saw your most recent rebog - here is my question. What is your hottest take about S&G?

Ha, my hottest take. Let's see.

While I don't really believe Paul and Art were in love like the I'll love you forever marry me kind of love, I am quite convinced they fucked at some point.

They at least kissed...and it led to more lmao. Perhaps they were high or drunk when it happened and then maybe they each tried to deny it, but I cannot believe that in such a close friendship/partnership/thing they had, nothing of a sexual nature ever happened.

Take Art’s poem about all the tequilas he had with Paul for example. He's trying to convince the audience that it's about the two of them trying not to throw up...meanwhile 'tickle of the tonsils' is also slang for fellatio. 😌 So clever with words, our Artie.

Another hot take: Art, Paul, Penny and Carrie had a foursome.

oh my god it’s april happy april come she will april

Bookends (1968)

The Paul Simon Song Book, 1965, with a short story by Paul Simon

the neurotypical mind couldn’t bare comprehend a classic rock autist’s vision of gender

its been a while huh? anyways have this insanely self-indulgent wallpaper i made last night

(like/reblog if saving!)

simon and garfunkel invented the situationship

Just like how all of Paul Simon’s songs are about Art Garfunkel and if you think otherwise you’re not thinking hard enough

all my posts are about simon and garfunkel even when they seemingly have nothing to do with simon and garfunkel sometimes yr just not thinking hard enough sbout simon and garfunkel