Paul Simon You're Still Gay And That's Final!

This comment found underneath a 2009 Simon and Garfunkel press conference 💀

Imagine hearing him read the infamous “lover of asses” line. Or the masturbation one. For my own wellbeing I think I will pass on this

Random post I guess, but just so you know, if you have an Audible subscription you can buy Artie’s autobiography read by him

compilation of paul simon roasts and or unusual/unhinged commentary provided by r/howardstern

People will caption a picture of two middle aged men with “do you think they explored each other’s bodies?” like they are straight married and have 2 kids each. But yes I honest to God do.

The way they look at each other at the end 😐

"He said yes."

?!?!?!?!?!!!???!???

paul being a smiths and cocteau twins guy makes so much sense