"He Said Yes."

Working on a cas furb, he's gonna be getting a halo next if I don't get distracted, and his deans gonna be here soon 🥺

@ yourself I'm the woman in the stretcher ✋️

its ok man its basically totally normal for two regular friends to jerk eachother off everbody does it dude its all good its not even gay its normal

does anyone else care

People will caption a picture of two middle aged men with “do you think they explored each other’s bodies?” like they are straight married and have 2 kids each. But yes I honest to God do.

I have to tell you how deeply this image haunts me. I feel like I have a personal relationship with this image. I keep it readily available in my files so that I can occasionally look at it and see it and remember that I didn’t make it up. There is such a complex lore attached to this image which I will freely admit to having made up entirely in my head. but I wholeheartedly believe it to be true, and on the basis of this belief my perception of the world and of Simon and Garfunkel as a duo has been fundamentally and irrevocably changed. Paul Simon was actively crossdressing in the late 50s/early 60s and Paul and Art would go out to clubs as a straight couple. This is not true. But look at that image and tell me that it’s not true. That’s Paul Simon in there.

Paul and Arthur - sexy little minxes

Simon and Garfunkel performing My Little Town on SNL in 1975.