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This is why i love my grandparents

so tonight i was at my brothers game practice and like, i forgot literally all of my shit at home and was already dealing with the huge amount of assignment due dates stress and was dying in the freezing fucking grass and my grandma comes over to like,,, babysit ig and sits down and puts down another chair for me- i didn’t take it for a while cuz im a dumb bitch who gets sucked up in their little bitchboy emotions but anyways- 

part of the shit that i left at home was my earbuds and that really stressed/bummed me out so y’know what my gma does?

She puts on You Will Be Found from DEH (my favourite musical)

then after that she puts on Lover Boy by TFB (my favourite band)

and y’all idk if you ever just get that warm feeling like somebody actually gives a shit but ohmygod it’s precious and that literally almost made me cry 

have a good night, don’t forget to call your grandparents pls <3

Maybe just one more...

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Alana: I don't want to control everything!

Alana: I just want people and events to mold to my desire!!

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Jared: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.

Connor: If your still alive at 80, I will demand a medical explanation.

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Evan: Would you please not Jared this into a worse situation than it already is?

Jared: Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb??

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Evan: We're having another moment, aren't we?

Jared: If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Zoe: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Connor: You say that so much that at this point it's lost all of it's meaning.

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Connor: Frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.

Jared: How are you gayer than I am?

Connor: Well, I wear a man purse.

Jared: That's not gay! That's hideous! And if you were as gay as I am, you'd know that!

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Jared, about Evan: I don't have a crush on him. He's just someone I stare at and I like and when he's not here, it ruins my day.

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Evan: Why do you always turn everything into a joke?

Jared: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.

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Evan: Hey, Connor, can I get some dating advice?

Connor: Just because I'm with Miguel doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Evan: Be careful!

Jared: I always am.

Connor: Respectfully disagree.

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Jared: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!

Zoe: It's kind of complicated. But Evan-

Jared: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Zoe, about Alana: It's werd... I just.. I like her. Much.

Evan:

Evan: You

Evan: You like her much???

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Zoe: Connor would throw himself out of a moving car for you.

Miguel: Connor would throw himself out of a moving car for fun!!

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Connor: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Evan: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Jared: *Mindlessly flirting with Evan*

Evan: *Actually flirts back*

Jared:

Evan:

Evan: You're not gonna say anything?

Jared, panicking: I don't know. I didn't think I'd ever actually get this far.

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Evan: What's the dumbest thing that you believed as a child?

Jared: That naptimes were a punishment.

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Jared: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Evan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Jared: What? No! Four to five!

Evan: Too late!

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Miguel: I drink to forget, but I always remember...

Connor:

Connor: You're drinking orange juice.

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Connor: Coffee or tea?

Evan: Tea.

Connor: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Jared: I left instructions for everyone for while I'm gone.

Evan: Mine just says 'Evan, no.'

Jared: Yes, and I want you to apply that to every situation ever.

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Miguel: What's the name of that guy that lives down the hall?

Connor: His cat's names are Fifi and Abigail.

Miguel: That's not what I asked?

Connor: That is all the information I have

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Jared: We tried things your way.

Connor: No we didn't.

Jared: ...I did it in my head and it didn't work out.

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Zoe, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast,

Jared: You're kinda ugly.

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Miguel: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through!

Connor: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire.

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Zoe: This is so frustrating! I hate everything, I hate everybody!

Evan: ...Everybody?

Zoe, sighing: Everybody but you.

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Evan: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Connor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

More Incorrect DEH Quotes <3

(Trying to lower my stress levels with these lmao)

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Jared: Let me copy your homework.

Connor: I was gonna copy yours.

Jared: Well, shit.

Connor: Guess I'm just not doing it, then.

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Evan: I can't tell if your just incredibly arrogant or a genius.

Jared: On a good day, I'm both.

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Connor: You read my fucking journal?

Zoe: Well, at first, I didn't know it was your journal.

Zoe: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten novel.

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Evan: How stupid do you think I am?!

Jared: Do you really want an honest answer to that?

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Jared: What the fuck?? People actually tell their crushes they like them???

Zoe: What the hell do you do??

Jared: I die?? What kind of question...

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Connor: I should be allowed on Ghost Hunter TV shows.

Evan: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts...

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Evan: Why is it so hard for you to believe me??

Alana:

Evan: Oh right. The lying.

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Evan: I made this friendship bracelet for you :)

Jared: Well, uh, I'm not really a jewelry person...

Evan: You don't have to wear i--

Jared, holding the bracelet away from him: No, I'm wearing it. Forever. Back off.

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Jared: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% handsome.

Evan: That's 200%

Jared: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

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Jared: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Connor:

Connor: I like you.

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Alana: You think your smarter than everyone else...!

Jared: Oh, I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.

Jared: I know I am.

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Alana: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Connor: No... well, their slowness.

Alana: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Connor: Now I have a plan.

Connor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Alana: I couldn't do this without you, Zoe.

Zoe: No, you probably could, just not as stylishly.

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Jared: I want to kiss you.

Evan, not paying attention: What?

Jared: I said if you died, I wouldn't miss you.

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Evan: I’m in love with you.

Jared: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Evan: I know.

Jared: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Evan: I fell—

Jared: From heaven?

Evan: No, I literally fell—

Jared: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Evan: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Jared: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Miguel: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Connor: Oh. We're going out?

Miguel: Wh...

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Miguel: I'm gonna go take a shower.. wanna help me out?~

Connor: You've... never taken a shower before???

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Jared: We both look very handsome tonight.

Evan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Jared: I couldn't take that chance.

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Connor: Miguel is playing hard-to-get.

Connor: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard-to-get-rid-of.

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Miguel: Are you ready to commit?

Connor: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Zoe: So you like cats?

Alana: Mhm :>

Zoe: *Tries to impress her by slowly starting to push a glass off of the table*

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Alana: Why don’t you go talk to him?

Jared, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Alana: What? So you go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Jared: He could hear me.

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Connor: Did it hurt when you fell-

Miguel: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Connor: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs

Miguel: ...

Connor: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Alana: Are you trying to seduce me?

Zoe: I don't know, are you seducible?

o no

when you need to update a kleinphy fic that’s been sitting in your wattpad undone for a year already but your inspo is fleeting but yOU NEED TO

:>

stardew valley

that's it

that's the post

yes

Hot take but

Gatekeep:

Gaslight:

Girlboss:

jared kleinman?

Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

I used to say “I don’t know” a lot to questions that my mom would ask me, but I somewhat got outta the habit cuz my mom would, like, yell at me???

and i do have adhd so..

i still say that sometimes and when i do i still get yelled at haha

coupled with a major amount of anxiety i genuinely do not think thats mixing well

so 

uhh

not good??

fuck

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

bmc fans, get those squips out

and don’t forget the fucking mountain dew red for worst case scenario

MORE DEH INCORRECT QUOTES HAHA!!! (Mostly Kleinsen; Warning lol)

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Jared: Hey, are you okay?

Evan: Yeah.

Jared: You don't look okay...

Evan: Then stop looking.

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Evan: Why are you drinking?

Jared: I drink when I'm depressed.

Evan: But you're always drinking?

Jared: *smug grin*

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Jared, trying to comfort Evan: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Miguel: I am in charge of this disaster!

Connor: I have a name, you know.

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Jared: I have issues.

Evan: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is to accept-

Jared: With you.

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Jared: My only talent is being stress.

Alana: Don't you mean stressed?

Jared: No.

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Evan: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Jared: Yes. Absolutely.

Evan: When?

Jared: When you're right.

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Connor: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Jared: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

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Jared: What? I'm not aggressive!

Evan: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Jared: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Evan: Why are you on fire?

Jared: This is just how my day is going.

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Evan: Dammit! You ruin everything!

Jared, finger-gunning: Your welcome.

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Jared: *Seductively takes off glasses*

Jared: Wow...

Evan: *Blushes* Haha... what?

Jared: You're really fucking blurry.

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Miguel: You remind me of the ocean.

Connor: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Miguel: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Miguel: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Connor: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Connor: I’m sad.

Miguel: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Miguel: And das not good.

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Jared: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Evan: I don’t usually eat with losers.

Jared: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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Jared: Remember what I told you.

Evan: 'Don't be a cunt.'

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Jared: Hey, you wanna tarot card reading?

Evan: Those are Pokemon cards-

Jared: You got a magikarp.

Evan: ...

Jared: It means 'fuck you.'

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Evan: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Jared: On this moment, or just my life in general?

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Connor: I can never give Miguel shit because I’m jealous of him. He looks at his life and says, “Sweet! This is perfect!”

Connor: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

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Evan: How much did you spend on this date?

Jared: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Jared: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Evan: But don't you hate yourself.

Jared: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

Random 2:00 a.m. TD Incorrect Quotes? Yes. I think yes. (More DEH One's Soon-)

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Cody: Not to be nsfw, but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

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Gwen: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

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Cody: Can I ask a dumb question?

Noah: Better than anyone I know.

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Duncan: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Courtney, painting Gwen's nails: You were gone?

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Cody: That was so hot, dude.

Noah: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Cody: I'm so in love with you.

Noah: Jesus fucking Christ.

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Lindsay: I'm proud to say that I've gotten over my fear of ghosts!

DJ: Yeah, that's the spirit!

Lindsay: wHERE???!?

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Izzy: I regret nothing!!

Noah: I regret EVERYTHING!!!

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Noah: Hey, mind helping me out? All of my clothes keep disappearing and I don't know where to.

Cody, wearing a sweater that's at least 2 times too long on him: Spooky.

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Trent: I'm going to need you to swear-

Duncan: Fuck.

Trent:

Trent:

Trent: -I meant as in promise.

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Cody: This date is boring!

Noah: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Cody: Then why did you invite me?

Noah: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Noah, I'll do whatever I want!"

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Don't come to Team E-Scope For Help-

Owen: I have a problem.

Eva: Kill it.

Noah: Can you chill for, like, two seconds?

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Courtney: Could you BE any more annoying?!

Scott: Yes.

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Alejandro: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Duncan: Oh, you'd be surprised from how much stupid shit I do.

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Noah, trying to get to know Kitty: What’s your favorite color?

Kitty: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Noah: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Kitty:

Kitty: My favorite color is pink.

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Noah: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Em.

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Izzy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Eva: But you do know better.

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Eva: Izzy, we need to talk. In private. Now.

Izzy: Oooo, someone's in trouble.

Izzy: It's me. I don't know why I said that.

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Gwen, texting Cody: Hey so do you like anyone?

Cody: Yeah you

Gwen: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Cody: *Yeah, you?

Gwen: Oh haha sorry lol

Cody: *dies inside*

fucking hollywood, man

one kind of funny thing about the dear evan hansen movie is that even though the wealth gap between the hansen’s and the murphy’s is supposed to be like, one of the story’s central conflicts, they still do the hollywood thing where they just loudly declare a character is poor even though they’re wearing expensive clothes and they live in a nice house and they own the newest model of iphone. like. yes absolutely i believe this kid is so poor and lonely that he needs to deceive a grieving family for companionship. i know he lives in a well decorated two-story and dresses like he’s on his way to church at all times, but his mom asked him apply to scholarships! damning evidence, clearly.

Ayo, back at it again with the incorrect quotes

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Evan: Bad things keep happening to me. I must have bad luck, or something.

Jared: Evan, bad things don't keep happening to you because you have 'bad luck'. Bad things keep happening to you because your a fucking dumbass.

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Connor: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Zoe: Isn't that just killing people?

Connor: Ah, technically.

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After The 'Connor Stole My Letter' Incident:

Evan: Am I in trouble?

Jared: Take a guess.

Evan: N.. no??

Jared:

Jared: Take another guess.

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Alana: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait till' I get back.

Evan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Evan: You saved me.. I owe you my life.

Jared: No thanks. I've seen it, and i'm not very impressed.

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Jared: Is letting someone win at chest sapiosexual bottoming

Alana: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak.

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Alana: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Evan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Connor: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jared: Only if you also don't ask why

Jared: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Connor:

Jared:

Connor: This one is fine

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Jared: Here's some advice

Evan: I didn't ask for any

Jared: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Alana: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Connor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Zoe: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Jared: *turning to Evan* How tall are you?

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Connor: Miguel and I don’t use pet names.

Zoe: I see. Hey, off topic but, what do bees make?

Connor: Honey?

Miguel: Yes, dear?

Connor:

Zoe: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Evan: Jared, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Jared: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Evan: Okay, love you too! I'll just go ask Connor.

Jared:

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Evan: I told Jared his ears flush when he lies.

Alana: ...Why?

Evan: Just watch.

Evan: Hey Jared, do you love me?

Jared, covering his ears: NO.

Alana:

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Connor: How's the sexiest person here?

Miguel: I dunno, how are you?

Connor: I-

Jared, from across the room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.

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*Jared and Evan sitting in jail together*

Evan: So, who should we call?

Jared: I would call Connor, but I feel safer in jail.

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Zoe: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Jared: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Evan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Jared: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Evan: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Jared: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Alana: I love you guys, your the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Zoe: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? :0

Alana: Yes!

Jared: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.

oh hey same whats up

I care about Jared Kleinman very very much

I’ll send it over, then! <3

Bored

So.. story suggestions? I can put them up on my quotev, or just give you the docs link. Idk. I’m half decent at writing. 

I’ll do like, Dear Evan Hansen (basically any ship or idea is fine) Sally Face (same story) Assassination Classroom (yeah)

dk, you can give me random shows and etc and if i know what they are decently well then i’ll write whatever ya want for them :p

so fuckin bored lol

Random

Okay so, this is completely random, but when I sum up the Evan & Jared fight in DEH I get this and it hurts me emotionally and physically so:

Jared, pointing to himself: Hey, dickhead! Quit replacing me with Zoe! With the Murphys! With Connor! I’m your fucking friend, not some dead kid you didn’t even know!!

Evan: So now i’m your friend? As soon as it’s convenient for you, I am your friend, but as soon as it isn’t, it’s back to “That fuck-up Evan Hansen?! I barely know him”!!!

Evan: Maybe a dead kid is better than you, because at LEAST he won’t constantly fucking tell me off! Or be an asshat to me! Or deny our friendship every two seconds!

Jared: Fuck you!

Seriously why.

why.

why.

Ugh nobody is in the right here they both have way too many emotional issues

WANT ME TO JUST SEND YA THE DOCK LINK WHEN I’M DONE WITH IT?? :>>

Bored

So.. story suggestions? I can put them up on my quotev, or just give you the docs link. Idk. I’m half decent at writing. 

I’ll do like, Dear Evan Hansen (basically any ship or idea is fine) Sally Face (same story) Assassination Classroom (yeah)

dk, you can give me random shows and etc and if i know what they are decently well then i’ll write whatever ya want for them :p

so fuckin bored lol

Bored

So.. story suggestions? I can put them up on my quotev, or just give you the docs link. Idk. I’m half decent at writing. 

I’ll do like, Dear Evan Hansen (basically any ship or idea is fine) Sally Face (same story) Assassination Classroom (yeah)

dk, you can give me random shows and etc and if i know what they are decently well then i’ll write whatever ya want for them :p

so fuckin bored lol

absolutely yes :0

ayo random but is that kleinsen discord still up? TvT

Still up and semi-active! Want the link?

UM??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFULLY AMAZING HUMAN!!!!

Besties it's my birthday :)

hi tfb fans can we make a group and just talk about it whenever

when you find other front bottoms fans and you want to meet and hug them and just straight up binge listen to all of their albums and dream up animatics together like 

hello @maybe-i-should-try-harder 

literally there is a massive amount of people who have never listened to tfb and now i just found a fan of it??? 

serotonin ✨

LMAO

Thinking bout friends to lovers

MOST OF THEIR SONGS ARE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE MADE INTO ANIMATICS, AND HONESTLY? I MIGHT GIVE INTO THAT

THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF KLEINSEN ANIMATICS SO

Nik that's a lot of The Front Bottoms are you okay

uhm

DUDE EVERY SINGLE TIME I LISTEN TO TWIN SIZED MATTRESS OR BE NICE TO ME, JUST:

✨JARED VIBES✨

Nik that's a lot of The Front Bottoms are you okay

uhm

Thank you, most people are slandering this movie and this was an actual genuine review. I’m seeing it tonight, so i’m really glad it’s at least, like, decent? We need more people like you, dude. :))

Dear Evan Hansen Movie Review:

More Alana? Yes. Good for You is gone now? No.

Canon gay Jared? Yes. Zoe and Evan, obviously very different in age? No.

Opening up with Waving Through the Window? Eh.

For every good thing the movie does, it does one bad thing so like, it could be worse. I still cried.

the accuracy here-

Isogai would friendzone everyone

If so, may I have a long fangirl-type chat with you about it?

I literally love music that's just one guy singing and it kind of sucks.

guys i love everyone here

and it should've felt good but i can hear the jaws theme song on repeat in the back of my mind

TFB memes? HOLY FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW THOSE EXISTED HELL YEAH

yes, Jared

because clearly that’s how you flirt duh of course