So I might not be updating my stories for awhile. At least this week. Got a lot of problems that are beating me up at the moment.
Just as a warning for people with tiktok.
STAY OFF YOUR FORYOU PAGE.
A man killed himself live on tiktok. People are embedding the video into other videos and sharing it around. Stay off tiktok, go watch some compilations on youtube or something.
People are actually turning this guys death into a meme fucking hell.
I hope Wikipedia doesnt go bankrupt it will feel like the end times . I think I will literally panic
Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole
listening to bing crosby. this is what serotonin means
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Clue | Cluedo - All Media Types, Clue (1985) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Professor Plum/Miss Scarlet Characters: Professor Plum (Clue), Miss Scarlet (Clue) Additional Tags: Marriage of Convenience, Falling In Love, Love/Hate Summary:
Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet avoided prison by getting married thus being safe from testifying against one another. They also hired amazing lawyers that made it appear that only the other suspects were guilty. Now, they're stuck with the other. Could theirs eventually be a happy marriage?
Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Musketeers (2014) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu/Milady Clarick de Winter Characters: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu, Milady Clarick de Winter, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Politics, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Past Rape/Non-con, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Marriage Series: Part 6 of Mr. & Mrs. Richelieu- Washington Elite Summary:
When a political negotiation on Armand's behalf goes wrong for Claire, he must balance destroying the person who hurt her while taking care of her.
Sometimes you ship villains because you like their dynamic. Other times, you ship villains because you like the "power couple" trope, or because their aesthetics complement each other, or maybe because even the nastiest scumbags of this world deserve to be loved.
But sometimes, sometimes you ship villains for the sweet, sadistic joy of taking a horrible bastard without a single redeeming quality in sight, ripping his chest open with your bare hands, grabbing his shrivelled up husk of a heart, and forcing it to feel.
what i love most about the addams family is how, when it comes to what everyone else thinks of them, they clearly have no fucks to give
gomez wants to play with toy trains and likes to stay home and be a hands-on parent with his kids, and that’s fine. morticia likes playing with crossbows and swords and being open with her sexuality and is totally confident in her own skin, and that’s fine. wednesday wants to grow up to entrance men with her womanly charms and dance naked in the town square, and her parents are like, “cool. just go to college and get an education first.” even when their son briefly seems to be “normal,” gomez and morticia are confused and don’t quite know how to handle it, but they adjust and try to encourage his interests and still treat him as well as they do their other children.
they’re just totally fine with going against societal norms and breaking traditional family roles, and it never even occurs to them to care what other people think. they’re happy being themselves and that’s what counts. and they never directly judge anyone else for being themselves either. they’re always friendly to their neighbors and are totally accepting towards a “normal” woman that cousin itt marries, treating her like a part of the family right away.
basically i strive to be as content with myself as the addams family is.