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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: The Musketeers (2014) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu/Milady Clarick de Winter, Aramis & Athos & Porthos, Athos | Comte de la Fère/Milady Clarick de Winter Characters: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu, Milady Clarick de Winter, de Tréville (Jean-Armand du Peyrer), Athos, Aramis, Porthos Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Politics, Established Relationship, Treville is director of the secret service, Armand and Treville are frenemies, Milady and Athos weren't married, Past Relationship(s) Series: Part 2 of Mr. & Mrs. Richelieu- Washington Elite Summary:

The Richelieus are targets of assassination threats.

look the reality is that stan culture is unhealthy. period.

and i’m not talking about being a fan of someone and wanting to go see them on tour. im not talking about being happy when they drop something new or reach a cool milestone. im not talking about writing fanfiction and using them as a face character. im not talking about making edits/gifs of them, or anything like that. 

im talking about dedicating your life to this person. seeing them as some sort of deity who can do no wrong. monitoring their every move and always being ready with a comment/opinion/statement. feeling like you owe them something and that you alone are the key that will make or break their career. feeling like you need to defend them no matter what. attacking strangers just because they may not necessarily agree. creating drama day after day to the point where your online presence is just a steady stream of negativity with no end in sight. 

the internet has desensitized us to stan culture, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not wrong. it’s dangerous and gross and at this point, im afraid that most people are too far gone to recognise just how much of a horrible impact it’s made on our lives.

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Clue | Cluedo - All Media Types, Clue (1985) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Professor Plum/Miss Scarlet Characters: Professor Plum (Clue), Miss Scarlet (Clue) Additional Tags: Marriage of Convenience, Falling In Love, Love/Hate Summary:

Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet avoided prison by getting married thus being safe from testifying against one another. They also hired amazing lawyers that made it appear that only the other suspects were guilty. Now, they're stuck with the other. Could theirs eventually be a happy marriage?

Sneak attack failed adorably 

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what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs

Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: The Musketeers (2014) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu/Milady Clarick de Winter Characters: Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu, Milady Clarick de Winter, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Politics, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Past Rape/Non-con, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Marriage Series: Part 6 of Mr. & Mrs. Richelieu- Washington Elite Summary:

When a political negotiation on Armand's behalf goes wrong for Claire, he must balance destroying the person who hurt her while taking care of her.