Foreplay Is Not The Kissing Right Before He Fucks You, Foreplay Is The 32 Hours You Spend Torturing Him

Unfortunately the way to leave the house is just to do it. You gotta put on some bad eyeliner and go to the club alone and talk to no one and get too drunk and cry all the way home because you're so useless. And then you wake up the next day and realize, "Oh, I guess that wasn't so bad." Maybe you do it a few more times just to get the lesson to really stick. And then you're free. Then you can do anything.

voltage is just how badly the electricity wants to be your friend

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

This woman is a MENACE.

Got my clocky elegance caught on camera 😌💅

Honestly? The B-52's are basically if Talking Heads was ABBA, except from Georgia

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified