Tearsnfearsdude - Tearsnfears

commission for @nothoughts-onlywomen !!!

hannibal + snarling 

"You can kiss a hundred girls in bars,

Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling,

You can say it's just the way you are,

Make a new excuse, another stupid reason,

Well, good luck, babe!"

Hannibal (2013-2015) // Chappell Roan – Good Luck, Babe!

Hannibal s2e2 "Sakizuke"

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

the autopsy team in every hannibal episode:

will graham:

Why does he trot like a gay little horse

Need my little psycho boy to be dicked down, it would fix him (no, it wouldn't).