Hannibal (2013-2015)

Fade to Black ~ Harringrove

“Life, it seems, will fade away

Drifting further, everyday

Getting lost within myself

Nothing matters, no one else

I have lost the will to live

Simply nothing more to give

There is nothing more for me

Need the end to set me free…”

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

Hopper: *knocks on front door*

Eddie: Fuck off!

Hopper: *knocks again, showing his police badge through the door’s window*

Eddie: Fuck off, sir!

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

will, awake for 36 hours and coming out of a caffeine bender: this gumbo is too thin hannibal wtf is this shit and you call yourself a chef

hannibal, a grown ass serial killer: but i made it from that coworker you hate

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

They're the best bi4bi couple ever. No one can change my mind

Speak No Evil † See No Evil

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