HANNIBAL 3.12 "The Number Of The Beast Is 666"

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

"Please stop intentionally stepping on my autism" -Will Graham to Jack

My stupid ass wants to learn classical greek

take my hand.... let's ignore canon.... together.....

"Betrayal and forgiveness are...best seen as something akin to falling in love."

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Inferno by Federico Ferro

"This is my Becoming"

Eddie: Do you know what question I'm asked most often?

Steve: "Will you please leave the premises?"