reasons Black2/White2 are amazing games
the PWT
your rival punches a team plasma guy in the face. not a pokemon battle just straight-up fisticuffs
colress’s ridiculous hair
ghetsis just plain tries to murder you with a legendary pokemon
like brutally skewering you he is not fucking around with magical lasers or portal or any of that “oh you’ll die in the process” stuff he tries to kill you
reformed old-plasma grunts that spend their days trying to undo their past crimes and return pokemon to their trainers????
THE BEST MUSIC EVER
the pwt did i mention that
you can be a movie star
you can fight every gym leader and champion ever
except koga
team plasma is now pirates instead of peta. im not sure where that came from either
some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort
So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.
Thought of the day
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Picnic by the sea
Idea: the NFPA safety diamond, but for tumblr posts.
Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable.
A squid that shoots confetti instead of ink when startled
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