Picnic By The Sea

Thought of the day

Guide to troubled birds + Fire Emblem?? Troubled emblem?? Idk!!

so how tall are you in Human Units

“Well, I’m about a head shorter than Professor Kamabo, who was 5′6″. So that would make me about…

“…4′8″? 4′9″? Somewhere in that range, probably.”

avel has done enough

When I was 14 we were given these pamphlets on sex and it has haunted me to this day

Source: Elementary

some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort