why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit
edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother
edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, who’s kind of immortal
edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
slowly approaching bear
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Accidentally shooting a steel beam with my helix rocket as soldier, directly in front of me, injuring myself, shambling to the point on low health and ulting, killing three people.
it was the play of the game
everyone saw me rocket myself, then walk around in a daze and stumble into violence like an old man in a nursing home that still thinks the war is going on
Picnic by the sea
someone: so what's your music taste?
me, blasting the pokemon mystery dungeon soundtrack from my car's speakers: my what
アサマ
I wanted to see what he looked like with his eyes open
it’s my mum’s turn to make dinner, and she said, ‘I don’t know what people complain about; it’s impossible to overcook a chicken. It just makes it safer.’
h… help
I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn
He has pokemon sun and his team??
Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar
Like what the fuck
How in the shit
He BEAT THE GAME with this team
5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat
I’m scared of him and his five fish