reasons Black2/White2 are amazing games
the PWT
your rival punches a team plasma guy in the face. not a pokemon battle just straight-up fisticuffs
colress’s ridiculous hair
ghetsis just plain tries to murder you with a legendary pokemon
like brutally skewering you he is not fucking around with magical lasers or portal or any of that “oh you’ll die in the process” stuff he tries to kill you
reformed old-plasma grunts that spend their days trying to undo their past crimes and return pokemon to their trainers????
THE BEST MUSIC EVER
the pwt did i mention that
you can be a movie star
you can fight every gym leader and champion ever
except koga
team plasma is now pirates instead of peta. im not sure where that came from either
when you’re dissociating and someone asks you a question
アサマ
do your ears ever itch
“…..well, now they do. Why would you even say something like that?!?”
ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece
was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”
its pearl
quick azama bc hes great and ideal asshole best friend material
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