She Can't Shoot Straight

∞ 8 Octo Celebration 8 ∞

Goodbye Octo Month~ but it’s still the Octo year ;)

Existential crisis.

pokeymon

a series of doodles of human rotom and human porygonZ, im sorry

I only accept anon hate through a ouija board and in outdated English

this will never not crack me up

Guide to troubled birds + Fire Emblem?? Troubled emblem?? Idk!!

for New Scientist

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

so how tall are you in Human Units

“Well, I’m about a head shorter than Professor Kamabo, who was 5′6″. So that would make me about…

“…4′8″? 4′9″? Somewhere in that range, probably.”