It’s Going To Be A Bad Night.

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

izana’s actually buff af - seriously, check out his my room sprite… these guys were actually really fun to do bc they fall so far out of my usual style ( ‾ʖ̫‾) probably will draw some kid requests next 

embarrassing overwatch experience #456

Accidentally shooting a steel beam with my helix rocket as soldier, directly in front of me, injuring myself, shambling to the point on low health and ulting, killing three people.

it was the play of the game 

everyone saw me rocket myself, then walk around in a daze and stumble into violence like an old man in a nursing home that still thinks the war is going on 

i cant stop losing it over this absolute unit of an octarian from some octo expansion concept art.

No matter where we are, thank you for being here (Happy Birthday, Laslow!!! 🎂🎂🎂)

Nohrian (to either Azama or Mitama): I could kill you if I wanted to! Azama: So? So could almost any member of my army. So could a bear. So could a determined duck. You're not special.

da-don’t even think about talking to me if you can’t keep a perfect 180bpm beat

so how tall are you in Human Units

“Well, I’m about a head shorter than Professor Kamabo, who was 5′6″. So that would make me about…

“…4′8″? 4′9″? Somewhere in that range, probably.”