“how Could You Be So Stupid” Well You Know What. Its Really Not That Hard

Fine I accept the deal. Now I have to go tell Finch to stop feeling bad, he hasn’t learned to read yet

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

And there are no experts so they find the closest thing. They find a man and he goes “I once saw someone write a book in a year” and we’re like “yeah, everyone’s seen someone write a book in a year!”

But this is an AUTHOR loose in a WORD PROCESSOR

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

Elmer: *to Mike and Ike* Since you guys are twins do you have any twin super powers?

Ike: Yeah, everytime Mike looks at me I have this feeling.

Elmer: Feeling? What feeling?

Ike: Anger

you shouldn't ask your provider how much of a prescription you can pick up at one time. and you definitely shouldn't ask if you can refill a prescription before the precious one is fully used. and you definitely, under no circumstances ever, should tell your insurance you're going on an extended vacation/study abroad/new job opportunity out of the country, which would mean you would need your prescription to contain more to be picked up at once, which would also make it covered as normal by your insurance. you should not do any of this because it's insurance fraud and illegal and in our perfect country with our perfect government and perfect justice system, we don't need to so things like that.

just a list of things to not think about in the next month or so.

gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

Jack: If I die my funeral’s gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

Davey: If?

Spot: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Davey: Jack stop napping and go sell the rest of your papes.

Jack: Napping sounds so childish. I prefer the term horizontal life pause.

Anti-voting rhetoric will be the death of the left. Literally.

Not a single fucking Republican voted to protect roe. It was fucking overturned in the first place bc trump got three Supreme Court appointments.

Every fucking thing wrong in this country is almost certainly the result of Republicans being in power. In 2020, Texas cut half of the polling places in black neighborhoods, and doubled them in white ones, regardless of population. It was Republicans bitching about mail in voting, and constantly, constantly fearmonger about voter fraud. Literally, their platform is about making civil rights harder to practice.

Would you like to know why? It’s because Republican politicians know better than anyone that higher voter participation means higher republican loss.

But what do I see from the online left, champions of the oppressed?

“Voting doesn’t do anything, the parties are the same, the system is rigged, etc, etc”

Don’t sit here and tell me you give a fuck about marginalized people if you aren’t ready to march your ass to the voting booth and vote out the party actively stripping their rights away.

Protest, donate, community build, unionize, and vote, vote, vote.

By the time direct action is the only option, it will be too fucking late.

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