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Beardrew!!!!

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

Noooooo u

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Race: I finally understand my anatomy.

Race: I have a big heart, a small bladder, and a small brain

Jack: *comforting a little* You don’t need to act like something you’re not for people to like you

Spot: Yeah just accept the fact that no one likes you and move on

👏🏼Screw 👏🏼Ace 👏🏼Phobia

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

*Jack after following a Bob Ross tutorial with only audio*

Jack: *sees Bob’s painting*

Jack: Hey, mine’s like his, but shit!

Garfield is a gigachad.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

So I usually don’t do things like this but it’s been like a year and I’m desperate sooooo...

Does anyone know the name of the newsies fic where Race is like actually a genius and Davey starts tearing his intelligence and he’s really good at probability which is why he’s so good at gambling but the when Davey confronts him about he says he doesn’t want to be super smart cause he doesn’t want to be different and stuff?!?!?!

Because I’ve been trying to find it for a while and I’m having terrible luck.

*by the docks*

Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing

Elmer: *to Mike and Ike* Since you guys are twins do you have any twin super powers?

Ike: Yeah, everytime Mike looks at me I have this feeling.

Elmer: Feeling? What feeling?

Ike: Anger