You Have To Stay Alive. You're Going To Be Such A Beautiful Middle Aged Freak. Young Freaks Will See

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Thanks so much y’all!!!

Specs: I want kids so bad

Romeo: So go to a playground and take one stupid where do you think kids come from

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Update: I slowed down only a little bit and now my lip is busted and my forehead is bruised. I’m gonna do it again and not slow down

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

you shouldn't ask your provider how much of a prescription you can pick up at one time. and you definitely shouldn't ask if you can refill a prescription before the precious one is fully used. and you definitely, under no circumstances ever, should tell your insurance you're going on an extended vacation/study abroad/new job opportunity out of the country, which would mean you would need your prescription to contain more to be picked up at once, which would also make it covered as normal by your insurance. you should not do any of this because it's insurance fraud and illegal and in our perfect country with our perfect government and perfect justice system, we don't need to so things like that.

just a list of things to not think about in the next month or so.

This just made my day!

@fakenewsies @i-need-more-sleepzzz @thatenglishmuff @anyone one else should might enjoy this too :)

this picrew lets you make a terrarium and i’m literally obsessed

tagging @catfishingmorales​ @maxlordd​ @aerynwrites​ @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa​ @interwebseriesfan24​ @mostly-megan​ @hdlynn​ to make a lil terrarium too c:

Les: *sneaking into the house wearing a large coat*

Davey: What’s in the coat?

Les’ coat: *meows*

Les: Drugs.

Crutchie: So tired of being a human, I want to be a flower

Mike; what if our phones worked like the magic mirror from Snow White?

Ike: Siri Siri on my phone, how the fuck do I get home?

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing