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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
Today is the only day you can reblog this
Race: Spot isn't an asshole. He just...doesn't place much stock in politeness
Spot: I refuse to answer your calls and only your calls.
Jack: Seriously?
Spot: Seriously.
Spot: Race calls? I answer. Davey calls? I answer. You call? I throw my phone away as far as I can.
Jack: So only about a foot then?
Spot: This is why I don't answer your calls.
Davey: I have an eidetic memory.
Race: So what you're saying is that you're great at spelling bees.
Davey: I mean yeah, I've seen the word spelled before.
Beardrew!!!!
reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog
Spot: Shut up!
Race: I didn't say anything????
Spot: I can hear your dumbass thoughts from here.
Jack: I've got step by step instructions on leading Manhattan under my bed. Even a monkey could follow it.
Davey looking at Race shoving pretzel sticks up his nose: Good cause we got one of those.
*by the docks*
Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing
Davey: It's about a kilometer away
Jack: I don't speak Canadian, how far is that?
Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?
Spot *mouth full*: No
Davey: What’s on your face
Spot: Cocaine
Race: I finally understand my anatomy.
Race: I have a big heart, a small bladder, and a small brain
(I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF I SENT U THE WORM SO IF I DIDN'T HERE U GO IF I DID POGGERS U HAVE TWO NOW)
OMG GREENS MY FAVORITE I LOVE IT SO MUCH 💚💚💚
I- Yes. I love squirmels
reblog this if you want a random newsie to try to sell you a worm on a string.
8- 12th Night
9- Romeo and Juliet
10- Macbeth
11- Hamlet
12- it depends if you take AP Lit or AP Lang
I’m in honors so this would change for the regualr classes
Edit: so apparently I can take AP Lang junior year, and we don't read any shakespeare, so, fun
I’d like to see which Shakespeare plays people were required to read in high school (not that you chose to read, but ones that were actually assigned and discussed), so reblog or comment!
Thanks so much y’all!!!
Spot: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction
Davey: How high are you?
Spot: 5’4”
Sniper: “I’m a people person” says every outgoing person
Smalls: “I’m a geese goose” says every outgoing goose
Race: “I’m a meese moose” says every outgoing moose
Sniper:
Smalls:
Race:
Sniper: What the fu-
Specs: I want kids so bad
Romeo: So go to a playground and take one stupid where do you think kids come from
Albert: I wish my name was Brad so I could be 75% rad
Jack: If I had to pinpoint my biggest flaw, it would probably be me
Race: Destroy the idea that I will ever calm down
Crutchie: So tired of being a human, I want to be a flower
If any of y'all want to talk about anything, whether it's a question you want an answer to or a rant that you just want support for, I'm here. It doesn't matter if you think you're being annoying, becuase I promise, you aren't. It doesn't matter if you think others have it worse, because your experiences are valid and you deserve the space to voice your mind.
Also, if you need a new, parent, younger sibling, older sibling, estranged aunt, crazy cousin, etc. I've got you.
If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask or talk to me becuase I'm always open.
gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men
I think that I just don't enjoy people in general, but i would also like to avoid getting flashed at pep rallies and I would love to walk up the back stairwell that's closest to my last class without have to push by people making out/ stripping to have sex. It gets annoying after about 3 days.
First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨
OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!
Name: Doodle 💙💜
Gender: female
Star Sign: pisces ♓
Height: 5'9"
Sexuality: Pansexual + Polyamorous
Hogwarts House: Slytherin 💚💚💚
Fav Animal: Horses (riding since I was a baby) or Starfish (no clue why)
Average Amount of Sleep: 2 hours (I'm gonna die)
Current Time: 9:32
Blankets you Sleep With: one fluffy Hogwarts blanket
Dogs or Cats: Cats 😼
Dream Job: Organismal Biologist with a focus in Ecology
When I Made my Blog: Beginning of Quarantine
Followers: 65 (I love you all 😘)
Why I Made a Tumblr: Because Newsies
Reason for URL: I played Racetrack Higgins in our local production of Newsies 3 years in a row (it was a bit of a problem, we were broke) and everyone kept telling me I was really good at his iconic line "the woild is yer erster, ya know, ya fancy clam wit a poyle inside" soooooo yeah
Tagging: @agentsnickers @jewishdavidjacobs @luv-ya-hun @imperfectapollo @narvaeztrash @thespacegeranium and anyone else who wants to do this!💚💙💜
I was tagged by @captianrexisboo – tysm! I love this stuff lmao. I’ll try my best not to overshare today
Instructions: tag 10 followers that you want to get to know better
NAME: Aubrey
GENDER: female
STAR SIGN: Capricorn
HEIGHT: 5′ 6″
SEXUALITY: straight
HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw
FAVORITE ANIMAL: either pigmy goats or sea turtles
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-8
CURRENT TIME: 10:58 am
BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: comforter with or without sheets, but also a fuzzy purple blanket I drag around to school, vacations, etc.
DOGS OR CATS: cats, but I like dogs too :)
DREAM JOB: a novelist or college professor why not both?
WHEN I MADE MY BLOG: this blog’s about a month old now, but I’ve been on Tumblr since like 2014 under a different blog
FOLLOWERS: 165
WHY I MADE A TUMBLR: Originally? I was 13 and thought that Tumblr was edgier than Pinterest lol. Recently though I fell into the nightmare that is the Star Wars vortex and I needed a place to Vent and Scream into the Void about Obi-Wan Kenobi
REASONS FOR URL: Elgarain was the name my favorite SW OC. I also stan one (1) high jedi general of the Republic so I just combined the two
PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW (I’m including some artists, not just writers. This is a no-pressure whatsoever tag 😊): @xxglossii, @doctorsteeb, @generalekenobi, @sana-katarn, @harisaenaja, @stanakin96, @nilhenwen, @generic-geek-girl, @jaigrex, @just-a-dot
I'm sitting here reading this going "I go to public school and the amount of stupid/uncomfortable/just why things I've seen that could be erased by a uniform is staggering"
First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨
OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!
I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.