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3 years ago
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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

3 years ago

Today is the only day you can reblog this

Today Is The Only Day You Can Reblog This
3 years ago

Race: Spot isn't an asshole. He just...doesn't place much stock in politeness


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3 years ago

Spot: I refuse to answer your calls and only your calls.

Jack: Seriously?

Spot: Seriously.

Spot: Race calls? I answer. Davey calls? I answer. You call? I throw my phone away as far as I can.

Jack: So only about a foot then?

Spot: This is why I don't answer your calls.


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3 years ago

Davey: I have an eidetic memory.

Race: So what you're saying is that you're great at spelling bees.

Davey: I mean yeah, I've seen the word spelled before.


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3 years ago

Beardrew!!!!

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

Reblog To Give Your Mutuals A Djungelskog

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4 years ago

Spot: Shut up!

Race: I didn't say anything????

Spot: I can hear your dumbass thoughts from here.


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4 years ago

Jack: I've got step by step instructions on leading Manhattan under my bed. Even a monkey could follow it.

Davey looking at Race shoving pretzel sticks up his nose: Good cause we got one of those.


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4 years ago

*by the docks*

Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing


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4 years ago

Davey: It's about a kilometer away

Jack: I don't speak Canadian, how far is that?


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4 years ago

Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?

Spot *mouth full*: No

Davey: What’s on your face

Spot: Cocaine


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4 years ago

Race: I finally understand my anatomy.

Race: I have a big heart, a small bladder, and a small brain


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4 years ago
(I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF I SENT U THE WORM SO IF I DIDN'T HERE U GO IF I DID POGGERS U HAVE TWO NOW)

(I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF I SENT U THE WORM SO IF I DIDN'T HERE U GO IF I DID POGGERS U HAVE TWO NOW)

OMG GREENS MY FAVORITE I LOVE IT SO MUCH 💚💚💚


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4 years ago

I- Yes. I love squirmels

reblog this if you want a random newsie to try to sell you a worm on a string.


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4 years ago

8- 12th Night

9- Romeo and Juliet

10- Macbeth

11- Hamlet

12- it depends if you take AP Lit or AP Lang

I’m in honors so this would change for the regualr classes

Edit: so apparently I can take AP Lang junior year, and we don't read any shakespeare, so, fun

For science:

I’d like to see which Shakespeare plays people were required to read in high school (not that you chose to read, but ones that were actually assigned and discussed), so reblog or comment!

4 years ago

100 FOLLOWERS!!!

Thanks so much y’all!!!

4 years ago

Spot: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction

Davey: How high are you?

Spot: 5’4”


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4 years ago

Sniper: “I’m a people person” says every outgoing person

Smalls: “I’m a geese goose” says every outgoing goose

Race: “I’m a meese moose” says every outgoing moose

Sniper:

Smalls:

Race:

Sniper: What the fu-


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4 years ago

Specs: I want kids so bad

Romeo: So go to a playground and take one stupid where do you think kids come from


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4 years ago

Albert: I wish my name was Brad so I could be 75% rad


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4 years ago

Jack: If I had to pinpoint my biggest flaw, it would probably be me


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4 years ago

Crutchie: So tired of being a human, I want to be a flower


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4 years ago

If any of y'all want to talk about anything, whether it's a question you want an answer to or a rant that you just want support for, I'm here. It doesn't matter if you think you're being annoying, becuase I promise, you aren't. It doesn't matter if you think others have it worse, because your experiences are valid and you deserve the space to voice your mind.

Also, if you need a new, parent, younger sibling, older sibling, estranged aunt, crazy cousin, etc. I've got you.

If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask or talk to me becuase I'm always open.

Remember,

I love you and you deserve everything the world has to offer and more.

You are safe here.

4 years ago

gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

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4 years ago

I think that I just don't enjoy people in general, but i would also like to avoid getting flashed at pep rallies and I would love to walk up the back stairwell that's closest to my last class without have to push by people making out/ stripping to have sex. It gets annoying after about 3 days.

First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨

OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!

4 years ago

Name: Doodle 💙💜

Gender: female

Star Sign: pisces ♓

Height: 5'9"

Sexuality: Pansexual + Polyamorous

Hogwarts House: Slytherin 💚💚💚

Fav Animal: Horses (riding since I was a baby) or Starfish (no clue why)

Average Amount of Sleep: 2 hours (I'm gonna die)

Current Time: 9:32

Blankets you Sleep With: one fluffy Hogwarts blanket

Dogs or Cats: Cats 😼

Dream Job: Organismal Biologist with a focus in Ecology

When I Made my Blog: Beginning of Quarantine

Followers: 65 (I love you all 😘)

Why I Made a Tumblr: Because Newsies

Reason for URL: I played Racetrack Higgins in our local production of Newsies 3 years in a row (it was a bit of a problem, we were broke) and everyone kept telling me I was really good at his iconic line "the woild is yer erster, ya know, ya fancy clam wit a poyle inside" soooooo yeah

Tagging: @agentsnickers @jewishdavidjacobs @luv-ya-hun @imperfectapollo @narvaeztrash @thespacegeranium and anyone else who wants to do this!💚💙💜

Get to know the writer

I was tagged by @captianrexisboo – tysm! I love this stuff lmao. I’ll try my best not to overshare today 

Instructions: tag 10 followers that you want to get to know better

NAME: Aubrey

GENDER: female

STAR SIGN: Capricorn

HEIGHT: 5′ 6″

SEXUALITY: straight

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw

FAVORITE ANIMAL: either pigmy goats or sea turtles

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-8

CURRENT TIME: 10:58 am

BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: comforter with or without sheets, but also a fuzzy purple blanket I drag around to school, vacations, etc. 

DOGS OR CATS: cats, but I like dogs too :)

DREAM JOB: a novelist or college professor why not both?

WHEN I MADE MY BLOG: this blog’s about a month old now, but I’ve been on Tumblr since like 2014 under a different blog

FOLLOWERS: 165

WHY I MADE A TUMBLR: Originally? I was 13 and thought that Tumblr was edgier than Pinterest lol. Recently though I fell into the nightmare that is the Star Wars vortex and I needed a place to Vent and Scream into the Void about Obi-Wan Kenobi

REASONS FOR URL: Elgarain was the name my favorite SW OC. I also stan one (1) high jedi general of the Republic so I just combined the two 

PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW (I’m including some artists, not just writers. This is a no-pressure whatsoever tag 😊): @xxglossii, @doctorsteeb, @generalekenobi, @sana-katarn, @harisaenaja, @stanakin96, @nilhenwen, @generic-geek-girl, @jaigrex, @just-a-dot

4 years ago

I'm sitting here reading this going "I go to public school and the amount of stupid/uncomfortable/just why things I've seen that could be erased by a uniform is staggering"

First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨

OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!

4 years ago

How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

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