Latest Posts by the-fish-guy - Page 7

In Pennsylvania they've been chasing people into the woods

There are clowns terrorizing towns near where I live and they even have a twitter and a snapchat account. As if 2016 didn’t already sound like a literal horror movie enough.

I break my leg on a regular basis. Welp

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

I’m fucked

Sorry, there are a lot I didn't even get to list.

Honestly are there even any Steven universe characters that don’t have an “officialtwitteraccount” at this point? @peridotsofficialtwitteraccount @pearlsofficialtwitteraccount @snapbacksteven @rubysofficialtwitteraccount @sapphiresofficaltwitteraccount @conniesofficialinternetthing @lionsofficialtwitteraccount @lazulisofficialtwitteraccount @jaspers-official-twitter-account @gregsofficaltwitteracount @lars-official-internet-thing @sadies-official-twitter-account @yellowpearlsofficialtwitteracc @mayordeweysofficialtumbler @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzofficialtwitteraccount @bismuthsofficialtwitter @clusterofficialtwitteraccount @eyeballsofficialtwitteraccount @leggysofficialtwitteraccount @mysterygirlsofficialtumbler

Honestly are there even any Steven universe characters that don't have an "officialtwitteraccount" at this point? @peridotsofficialtwitteraccount @pearlsofficialtwitteraccount @snapbacksteven @rubysofficialtwitteraccount @sapphiresofficaltwitteraccount @conniesofficialinternetthing @lionsofficialtwitteraccount @lazulisofficialtwitteraccount @jaspers-official-twitter-account @gregsofficaltwitteracount @lars-official-internet-thing @sadies-official-twitter-account @yellowpearlsofficialtwitteracc @mayordeweysofficialtumbler @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzofficialtwitteraccount @bismuthsofficialtwitter @clusterofficialtwitteraccount @eyeballsofficialtwitteraccount @leggysofficialtwitteraccount @mysterygirlsofficialtumbler

This was basically Peridot in "It could have been great" right? @peridotsofficialtwitteraccount

@peridotsofficialtwitteraccount It's a smaller than average Peri!

I think my self-destruction jokes (or whatever they're called) are starting to get out of hand. Today when we voted for superlatives, I voted myself and crippling loneliness for cutest couple.

I'm a fish person. That's cool I guess.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I feel like someone in another dimension said the same thing about the uncle grandpa episode

I’m scarred. I feel as tho this was animated in another dimension as an official episode

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

Jasper's face killed me

The Glorious Peribooty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Usually I either just scream really loudly or use those fake swears from cartoons. Sometimes both at the same time.

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara 

So this is what homeworld thinks of fusion!

my bro forgot he had a bag of unopened gummy bears sitting in his car for god knows how long not even he knows how long its been there and all the individual bears have melted and fused together with the trapped heat of the car. then for some reason he stuck the melted goop into the fridge because i mean fuck it it looks like a forced fusion from hell but its still good and edible y’know?? Few hours later and the end result was this disgusting colorful abomination. I actually took a few bites off this blob because I have literally no standards for my food intake and not only did I just consume 10,000 calories in three bites but I can feel the souls of these poor gummy bears screaming in agony at the pit of my stomach and I feel death is near

Pwrixit

CHALLENGE FOR THE FANDOM! TYPE YOUR FAVORITE SU CHARACTER’S NAME, WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED

GAnbw

5

12

Burgler Miser Miser Burgler

tag urself I’m Taco Smell

Might as well.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

Peridactyl

tag yourself im wondernerd

I'LL TAKE 20!

gravity town seems promising

REBLOG IF UR FRIEND IS WORTH AT LEAST SIX POTATOE

Don't underestimate the power of garnet's hugs!

Not trying to be nitpicky. I loved the episode. But, she can survive this…

And this…

But getting lightly squeezed around the midsection causes…

I mean…yeah.

Competitive drowning

[ #giveaway #long post ]

holy heck thank you guys so much! here’s another attempt to repay you all ilysm!

RULES:

You have to be following me. This giveaway is to say thank you to my followers! Please don’t just follow then unfollow right after!

You can follow my art blog instead if my main blog’s reblogs bother you!

To enter, reblog this post. Likes won’t count!

Reblog as many times as you want but have mercy on your followers lmao

Your askbox has to be open. You don’t have to reply right away but please make sure you have asks (not IMs) enabled!

If you win I have the right to refuse/ask to change your request if it has things I’m not comfortable with drawing! If you win, I’ll send you the guidelines.

You have until August 14, 2016 to reblog! I’ll announce and message the winners around that time, mind the delay because my classes start soon! Winners will be randomly chosen through random.org!

thanks again and goodluck!! <3

Why is no one talking about how bismuth was very clearly trying to shatter lapis?

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Your Pokemon egg is about to hatch!

Everyone who REBLOGS this will get a Pokemon in their SUBMIT BOX

I PRMOISE I will send a Pokemon to EVERYONE who reblogs this

A randomizer will determine what Pokemon you get.

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

Reblog for TEAM CALLIE!