Latest Posts by the-fish-guy - Page 8

How can I say no to someone so polite!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Me getting excited for Summer of Steven tonight and then remembering that my tv isn't working.

Despite the majority of the Splatoon fandom trash-talking Calie since day 1, I still respect everyone's right to have their favorite squid sister. That being said, I think it's about time that team Marie shuts up and puts their rollers where their mouth is cuz tHIS SPLATFEST YOUR GOING DOWN! But, uh, yeah anyway, everyone have a fun splatfest no matter which sister you choose. *coughcoughteamcallieisbestcough*

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

Just because your inner child is dead, doesn’t mean you should try to kill the child in other people. If someone wants to enjoy Pokemon, or Finding Dory, or Star Wars - just let them. There is enough in this world to take joy from us without it being taken because of some pseudo maturity complex.

I'm just waiting to hear in the news about how someone started selling drugs to buy coins in Pokemon GO.

Reblog to see what Mark is freaking out about on your dash.

There's a bird in my fudge-ing shower.

Mermaid Squad Girl

So…Vampire Princess Detectives?

…ngl I’d watch the FUCK out of that series.

D Dwd Hbu

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

The signs as weird stuff I've said

Aries: When life gets difficult, sometimes you just need to be difficult with life!

Taurus: I'm sorry I ate all the pizza.

Gemini: (in the voice of Joe from Family Guy) Peter PEter pEEETer pEEEEEEEEEEEEEter

Cancer: Meh.

Leo: I have to have the butt in the relationship.

Libra: I would never get between you two, I ship you guys too much!

Scorpio: If you guys do not shut up I swear to God I will hurl both of you into the fudging sun.

Sagittarius: *incoherent pterodactyl screeching*

Capricorn: *after doing any kind of physical work or labor* My being hurts!

Aquarius: I've jus never looked at someone and thought, "I wanna be inside that!"

Pisces: I will aLWAYS CRY DURING THE ORIGINAL POKEMON MOVIE!!!

Me: All right! Let's see what's going on in fandom land today!

Splatoon: Final splatfest! Calie vs Marie!

Steven Universe: New episodes coming soon!

Pokemon: New Pokemon revealed!

Wreck it Ralph: Sequel is coming in 2018!

Me: ...

Me: *deep breath*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help...

Okay so I wanted to avoid the post to get too long for the gofundme campaign to help me get out of the debts I gathered. More information on it you can find here I am at 38% of my goal, I am enough rent behind that my landlord can kick me out at any given time and I have debtors at my door on June 15th my landlord can legally kick my ass out.

Short version? My mom took all my money and used it for herself instead of my medical bills, I moved out with nothing and got cancer right of the bat, while I was also transitioning. Been trying to do this on my own for 2 years, I tried getting government support and was told I didn’t have enough debt to be helped properly and didn’t earn enough for the other option.

I understand that just giving me money to help me out isn’t something a lot of people would do and honestly it’s not something I enjoy asking, I am a giver more than I am a receiver it always makes me uncomfortable to receive without repaying people some way, but in this case I have no choice. 

On top of donations though I figured it might be a good idea to offer something in return. So I was thinking what do I do best, well that would be writing fan fics for spideypool, devilpool, taskpool etc…

So here’s something I can offer you guys, for 5 EUR I will write you a request for a fan fiction, it can be other pairings too, just send it to me first, because if I don’t know the characters at all of course I am going to tell you sincerely that I don’t feel comfortable trying this, because I take pride in staying true to the characters which I can’t do if I don’t know them well enough yet. (commission examples) I am also selling shirts on redbubble, and you’re welcome to make a request of a silly shirt you want to see for some marvel characters and I’ll see what I can whip up.

On top of this if you want to help me out and you don’t want to commission a small fic or something you can check out @lordjenjen‘s etsy because this amazing lady, who is a super nice friend is doing a sale with free USA shipping or $5 discount on $10 or higher purchases with the following codes:  Free Domestic Shipping (Use coupon code: CALTHEBEST ) or $5 off (Use Code: LUVCAL ) and the money from that will be deposited in my fund. 

As well as the wonderful @amaronith will be making hats and cowls for people who donate all details can be found here, but a donation of 15€ will get you a nice winter hat and 20€ will get you a hat and cowl.  Amaronith is in the middle of a move so won’t be able to make more hats and cowls.

The wonderful @dracoaries (aka @ask-elliecamacho) is doing commissions for whoever donates, no matter the amount you can find more information about the art style and such here

My sweet friend @furdonkadonk (aka @menacespawn) is doing chibi commisions for everyone who donates, more info here

An other great friend of mine @that-one-mod (aka the nerd behind @ask-theheroesforhire, @askchibisinistersix, & @ask-the-redteam) opened commissions as well to help me out.  Lineart for $5, a fully coloured character with no shading for $7 and shell shaded for $10. A character with fading shading for $12 and extra characters for an extra $2 each. Simple background will be an extra $1 (single colour with gradient or little designs) and more detailed backgrounds such as a forest or city for an extra $5. (examples)

And my other amazing buddy @anciellee (aka the gooober behind @ask-frankcastle) is doing commissions for the same prices (Lineart for $5, a fully coloured character with no shading for $7 and shell shaded for $10. A character with fading shading for $12 and extra characters for an extra $2 each. Simple background will be an extra $1 (single colour with gradient or little designs) and more detailed backgrounds such as a forest or city for an extra $5) (examples)

The sweet @randodeadpool aka @deadpooldraws will make arts for donators who want as well. So for silly drawings like Deadpool’s Francis drawing in the movie are a go.

If that wasn’t enough my good friend Zet aka @deadpool-art will do free commission requests whenever I hit the 100€ caps which even includes OCS -drawing that it’d cost $55dls +BG- but now THEY ARE FREE!!!! (examples)

I will always keep this post update about the stance of the fundraiser

EDIT 6th of June: 

I fucking can’t even…I got a surgery I legally needed for my transition as well as needed for my cancer situation and was promised they’d put it on cancer so I could get it paid by social security (because trans treatment is luxury in Belgium). But the doctor apparently put it on Transgender anyway, so now I got a total in medical bills in my mail box of 1073.44€.

On top of my behind rent and all that stuff, and I have to go back to the hospital this week for more test and again in two weeks for more, it’s just a never ending pit of bills and I had to up my goal to 3.5k and hope to god I can make it. 

Edit 12th of June:

Since I paid one month of rent my landlord is giving me a bit of delay to pay of the rest, I got in two big hospital bills, one of them being the one from the previous edit, I did manage to pay all the older bills now, thanks to all the commissions and lovely people who donated without using the services offered by me and my friends. 

But I am still only a third of the way that I need to be, but I am farther than I expected to get. If it weren’t for all of you guys helping out so far, I’d be packing up my clothes now, so thank you. 

EDIT 21st of June: 

I am a year on T this week, I imagined myself celebrating this kinda birthday like event with peace of mind, maybe a small piece of cake or a creamy chocolate chip frapuchino. Instead I spend all day in the hospital only to return to an other bill in the mailbox from the hospital. At least today’s bill will only come in like 2-3 months… I am not famous, I don’t wanna paint or decorate my home with rainbows, I just don’t wanna lose my roof. Me and my friends are offering you cool things, It’s all I can do, but I need your help, Literally even 2€will already at least give me money to buy a bread…  I put my heart and soul into living and doing good for others, but the stress is making me sicker than I already was… I barely have the energy to get out of bed, to interact with people. To make the call of am I gonna risk lifting a jar of chocolate paste so I can put something on this bread I am buying.  Please… use these commissions, tell me what kind of redbubble items you wanna see, or just reblog this if you can’t donate… 

I have already been told I am pathetic for asking this of people, but if I need to crawl and beg to not end up on the street or worse at my mother’s mercy again, I will fucking crawl and beg. 

jasper redemption arc reblog if u agree

CoNsUmE

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

Toby Fox asked us to represent the game’s values and the good that came out of it. You can make a good decision everday.

Just decide to be kind to each other. 

Reblog if your blog is safe for the LGBTQIA community.

Reblog if you STILL miss Gravity Falls

Fraboosazo

I. I actually forgot how to spell Febreze

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T THINK PAPYRUS IS USELESS.

The Signs as Bill Cipher quotes

Aries: DEER TEETH,FOR YOU KID!

Taurus: NOW MEET THE GANG OF INTERDIMENSIONAL CRIMINALS AND NIGHTMARES I CALL MY FRIENDS!

Gemini: WELL, WELL, WELL. SOMEONE'S LOOKING DESPERATE.

Cancer: I'M INSANE EITHER WAY.

Leo: IT'S FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE.

Virgo: SORRY KID, BUT YOU'RE MY PUPPET NOW!

Libra: REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEE!

Scorpio: HOW BOUT INSTEAD I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTION OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE!

Sagittarius: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO CORPSES!

Capricorn: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOU'RE MOLECULES!

Aquarius: OH I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS! (slowed down and distorted)LOOOOTS OF THINGSSS!

Pisces: DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M LIKE! WHEN! I'M! MAD!

Just thought I'd point this out