If Janus Is Gaslight, Virgil Is Gatekeep, And Remus Is Girlboss, That Means Logan Is Mansplain, Patton

I think the Ape should let them Kiss

Tell us of their love story Mr.Concerned, please please please

You’ll never guess what I’ve been re-watching

Heh… im a bit of a cweep😼

(Original under cut)

KID VAMPIRE

I LOVE KID VAMPIRE

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

Virgil: Janus, if you could find it in your heart to take Remus watching duty from me tonight so I can go to the MCR concert, it would make my world a little brighter, and be a step up for our friendship-

Patton: That was really sweet Virgil!

Virgil: Thanks- Wait, where did Janus go?

Patton: Oh, he walked away right after you said ‘tonight’-

Virgil: -Excuse me Patton, COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH YOU OWE ME FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS OF REMUS DUTY YOU ASS!!

Bloop, Janus angst

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

This painting is brought to you by my current obsession with ochre and dark purple 💜