Virgil: Janus, if you could find it in your heart to take Remus watching duty from me tonight so I can go to the MCR concert, it would make my world a little brighter, and be a step up for our friendship-
Patton: That was really sweet Virgil!
Virgil: Thanks- Wait, where did Janus go?
Patton: Oh, he walked away right after you said ‘tonight’-
Virgil: -Excuse me Patton, COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH YOU OWE ME FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS OF REMUS DUTY YOU ASS!!
i just realized pierres home/shop is technically the towns church
i want to be frank iero
the fool & death (straight up) - click for higher quality on mobile!!
so my bestie was experimenting with neopronouns and once we were talking to the school counselor about pronouns
and the school counselor was like , "No, Susan, you cannot use supercalifragilisticexpialadocious as a pronoun"
New art! This is based on a scene I saw driving to work earlier this year. I was able to snap photos for the background reference, but had to find the raven, haha. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with leaving elements "outside" of the "frame." I actually did finish this with a "full" background, but realized I could do "the thing." I submitted the "full bg" version to a show put out by the town. I'm thinking I may throw a white mat on it when I frame, to get a similar vibe.
Virgil: *sipping from a mug* So what do you look forward to the most every day?
Roman: Seeing the sunrise—
Virgil: Boo! Your pathetic addiction to Vitamin D has made you weak—
Roman: You’re one to talk, fairest in the land. What about my bones? Without sun they’d snap like twigs
Virgil: Bones are peddled by Big Milk to keep you buying, there’s no such thing
Roman: Oh ho, so what keeps you upright then, huh?
Virgil: Coffee and spite *sips more*
Desert :3
nasty little freakazoid
Tell us of their love story Mr.Concerned, please please please
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted