I Always Click The "track Package" Button As Soon As I Get The Email. "oh Boy I Wonder Where My Package

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

Reminding myself i can do something besides animation 😅

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

Oi's animation gave me cuteness aggression so bad I had to do something about it

@oidingus 🖤

#jayvik #viktor #jaycetalis #arcane   

Just a silly lighthearted page for today :>

Sophie. ⭐️

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im sorry but good omens casting benedict cumberbatch as satan is literally the funniest thing ever

I made Medarda, Kiramman, Talis, and Piltover wax seal stamps! I won't restock once these run out, they were more for me to make stuff I personally wanted to have ; )

How did people describe the taste of cilantro before modern soap was invented? Or did the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene not exist then? (Writing a Socrates x Plato fluff fic)

im sorry youre writing what now