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AMAZING. Loving these! 💕

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Our 10 Commandments

just another day in the certified clowns ™ discord group

@gofleckyourself @synthwavegoodbye @jokerrang @honking4joker @heroesaredumb @theawkwardarchaeopteryx @artyfleck

Ngl I do this sonetimes and it really helps

❌ Saying "I'm so stupid" when you make a mistake: Incorrect. Doesn't encourage self-forgiveness and future growth.

✔ Saying "Arthur Fleck would still love me" when you make a mistake: Correct. Encourages self-forgiveness and future growth. Makes you think of Arthur Fleck.

Nice! The texture is really a nice touch

commission for @krinkleklown! arturo bathroom dance

reminder commissions are still open!!

Making out with the Joker would include :

(Woooo more nasty prompts! WOoo the Joker 😏 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)

-Him usually starting it as he simply couldn’t let go of your lips the moment you’d try to back away from his kiss

-Him showing his possessiveness by gripping your cheeks and reaching to your hair as he sloppily delves his tongue into your mouth

-Him laughing and smirking maniacally to hear your little moans and whimpers, only to tell you to breath in and out in between kisses

-Him pulling you tightly to him and if he can pulling you to sit completely on his lap as his hand travels down to feel your body

-Him nipping and bitting at your lips simply because he wants to hear you moan and beg for more

-Him occasionally making you feel his scars, only to laugh and start kissing you again, seeing how needy you are

-Him gripping your hair to pull you back just to ask you who do you belong to, only to be satisfied once you say what he wants to hear

-Him getting rough and tearing your shirt to attack your neck and chest, only to hand you his jacket to cover yourself whenever you are both done

-Him gripping your waist to control the way you would grind up against him

-Him always leaving hickeys and bite marks to make everyone realize that you’re his

BATMAN VILLIANS - Where Do They Like Being Kissed?

Ft. Deathstroke, Harley Quinn, Black Mask, Penguin, & Joker

DEATHSTROKE

He’s a very private man, so he’s not the biggest fan of affection, but he’s not going to deny your love for him either.

But knowing that it’s just you and him alone together, he’ll let you kiss wherever you like, just go easy on the eye.

Praise this man. He won’t show it, but he truly does appreciate the way you show your affection to him.

Just simple cuddles go a long way with him.

HARLEY QUINN

Please give her multiple kisses on the cheek! She’ll become weak from all the love you’re giving her~~!

She’ll say that its too cheesy for her liking. Don’t stop though

Harley is a very touched staved person, so even the slightest of small affection will have her over the moon.

Love and chrish this woman, please and thank you!

BLACK MASK

Without the mask, he’s all about deep french kisses, tongue and all. No matter what setting your both in.

If he’s got the mask on, then some kisses on the neck wouldn’t hurt. None of those small pecks, you need to go all out. Sloppy kisses and occasional biting are what it’s all about it for him.

If he doesn’t have a small hickey on his neck then you’re doing it wrong

Kiss the top of his hand. It’s a matter of respect and power to him. Especially when in front of his business partners.

OSWALD COBBLEPOT

Also kiss his hand. Again, respect and power. Maybe give some light pecks on each brass ring he has on

You don’t have to go full out for him. He’s not the most affectionate person nor will he pressure you into being affectionate with him.

Just pamper him with light massages on his shoulders and occasional kisses on the cheek, and you’re all good.

JOKER

He won’t deny your kisses for him.

When he’s feeling a little frisky, he’ll accept any kisses you have for him. Full on lips, a little tongue action, butterfly kisses on his neck or chest.

A simple one on the cheek will drive him wild for you.

You can smooch him up all you want, just don’t expect him to do the same...

This is not even exaggwrated lmao

someone: can I see your phone real quick?

me: yeaH JUST A SEC-

Ideal personality and physical traits that joker and Arthur would like in a partner plz!

Thank you for sending in!! I struggled a bit with this prompt tbh, because I think that Arthur/Joker would be the last person to care about your physical appearance. He is the definition of someone who feels that what’s on the inside is what counts If you loved him and treated him well, he would think you were beautiful no matter what you looked like. That being said, there are definitely some personality characteristics I think he would love!

First and foremost, Arthur would value your kindness. If you treated him nicely and tried to understand and sympathize with his life (ex. Not judging him for his job, his condition, etc.), he would find you lovely

I think Arthur would really value being cared for. He is treated with such brutality in his daily life, that being able to come home to someone who wants to pamper him a bit would be endlessly appreciated

He would try not to let you take care of him, claiming that he doesn’t want to burden you and that he’s been able to do everything himself up until now. But things like patching up his injuries, cooking for him, washing his hair gently for him, and cuddling him when he was down would mean the world to him

At the same time, Arthur wants to feel strong and important. If he feels like he can look after you as well and not just the other way around, he would feel proud. He wants to feel like he can protect you, and for him to be someone you could rely on

Because of how much he has been beat down and degraded throughout his life, he would turn into a blushing mess if you praised him. If you tell him you’re proud of him or that you think he’s handsome or strong, it would make him feel so good

This definitely carries into his comedy as well. Nothing would make him happier than you taking interest in his comedy career and supporting him. He would absolutely love for you to come to his shows and laugh at his jokes, telling him that he has talent in the dream he’s pursuing

Finally, I think Arthur would appreciate someone who is physically affectionate. He has been so starved of love and care, that he would try to soak it up and cherish it when he finally starts dating you. He is clingy and overprotective, and if you appreciate that he would feel so encouraged

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So Joker is basically as clueless as Arthur, just more confident

Got any flirting hc for Arthur and joker?

Arthur:

- So, so shy.

- When he finally musters the courage to speak to you, he tries to flirt. (See: tries).

- But it comes off as a morbid, joke

- He could see how off put his flirtation made you so he excused himself and left in a hurry

- Arthur does research on flirting. He reads magazines, watches shows. He even writes them down in a new journal.

- He just wants to make sure he gets it right this time.

- Arthur tries so hard to get his flirting right so you won’t be uncomfortable this time

- He approaches you and flirts with you with all the confidence he has in his body

- Which comes off as awkward

- “Did it hurt? When you fell from...*Checks journal* Heaven?”

- You actually giggled this time. Which is what Arthur wanted.

Joker:

🃏 A cocky, sob, bastard.

🃏 Tells the dirtiest, flirtations to you. Something that Arthur could never do in his lifetime.

🃏 Flirtations he read from a Playboy Magazine and Penthouse Forum

🃏 You like his confidence but Joker was so full of himself most of the time it hurts.

🃏 Would still try flirting with you nonstop. Wherever he saw you, he will flirt with you. Even if it’s the fifth time that day.

🃏 But you listened because it would be rude not to. Even if there were a bunch of strangers watching you weirdly.

🃏 You sometimes giggle because again, he’s so full of himself and his overconfidence is funny to you.

This is God's server

if u know, u know. 

his pothole ass tastes like salmon, pass it on

@jokerrang @synthwavegoodbye @arthur-x-fleck

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https://discord.gg/ceKMcG all we have, are bruh moments.

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Tomorrow morning I will know whether I actually regret what I'm posting or not

Imagine you have to be resurrected. As you are being brought back to conciousness, you feel a pressure on your chest. It's not someone doing CPR. It is Arthur/Joker pelvic thrusting you back to life.

You have been saved.

The predicament of defending your love or protecting your status & credibility lmao

my mom after watching joker: I can’t believe some people think he’s hot, so weird

me, sweating: uh;;;; y-yeah... that’s-uh- crazy;;;; totally weird,,,,,, hahHahaHaa.....

How about an official poll to change every "knock knock" joke into a "honk honk" joke

Guys I made a Discord account just for this and I don't regret ANYTHING

Okay so

The Joker fandom means a lot to me now, it has helped me make new friends so I thought maybe I’d make a discord server since Tumblr does not have a group chat feature? It could be Joaquin Phoenix in general or purely about Joker? I think it’d be cool and we could have movie nights and stuff so yup. I just want everyone’s thoughts and opinions about it.

Dude gave me autism and trust issues/ trouble opening up to others and made me easily distracted & I procrastinate a lot

But just imagine how powerful we must've been without those... he feared us. Just think about how strong we must still be?! Incredibly strong.

rb and tag with how god nerfed you. he nerfed me by making me lactose intolerant

During this scene I began to cry and I'm kinda glad the cinema was dark so no one had to see me weeping... it was just sooo heartbreaking oh my god

I just want to hold him, please 💔🤧

Sweet! ☺️💕

Soft Arthur Moodboard

100 % me tho

My oblivious socially awkward self is blind as hell

oblivious

Sweden still summoning the old spirits

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

It sucks. Only last year or so I've learned about this and how it's common among people with autism. I tend to feel bad and unproductive for struggling to start something.

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

Hell will be full of cuties

Nice!

reblog if you are cute and going to hell

A quick PSA

Do NOT let anybody tell you that your love for Joker is bad. Do NOT let anyone put you down.

There is nothing wrong with loving Arthur

There is nothing wrong with wanting to protect him

There is nothing wrong with imagining him comforting you when you’re down

We love a movie. Simple as that. We write fanfiction, draw fan art, and we are a community that supports one another.

Arthur fleck is important to us, simple as that.

TL;DR YOURE VALID IN YOUR LOVE FOR ARTHUR FLECK

I really needed that!

Made me sooo happy, it's too cute. 😭💕💕

Hold me close~

Request: I'm not sure if you're taking requests, but if you are, could I please have a one shot where Joker is comforting his S/O, like they're his only safe space and she feels like he can be vulnerable around them because they were there for him when he was still Arthur. Bonus points if the reader is plus size and isn't that confident about their looks. Thank you in advance, love your blog!!

Notes: Thank you so much😭 I’m sorry if it’s a bit short, schools been crazy. I hope you enjoy it though!

Pairing: Arthur Fleck x Plus Size!reader

Warnings: anxiety

Tags: @vemazing @live-love-loki @ultra-marine-scales @taintednihilist @ajokeformur-ray @alirabbitt

You looked at yourself in the mirror, staring at your silhouette. “What the fuck…” you whispered. You had been on a diet for over 2 weeks now, sometimes even skipping meals, without telling Arthur of course, and nothing seemed to work. You weren’t extremely overweight, but you would consider yourself chubby. No matter how many times Arthur tried to tell you that it was fine, it’s nothing to worry about, you couldn’t help but worry.

You felt your eyes burn as your tears began to fall down your cheeks. Why is this so hard? It’s so unfair.

This happened almost every night. You stood in the bathroom, door locked, analyzing your body to no end while Arthur worked his second job. You were glad he wasn’t home to listen to you cry because you often didn’t hold back. You sobbed as you squeezed your skin, a part of you hoping maybe it would magically go away, but it stayed where it was.

You wished you could be with Arthur, in his arms as he held you close, easing away the anxiety and pain the way he always could. But instead you stood there, crying.

You had no clue while you cried, that Arthur wasn’t at work, but outside the bathroom door. He had come home early and heard you crying. He had planned on surprising you. He stood with his hand on the doorknob, not moving a muscle as he listened to your cries.

“I don’t understand what he sees in me” you say out loud. You don’t even realize you’re speaking the words until it’s too late. “He will never find me beautiful. He will never love me.”

“Y/N?” Arthur spoke through the crack of the door. You jumped, turning to the door in surprise.

“Arthur? I thought you were at work, why are you home?” He didn’t respond.

“Do you really think that?” he asked. You didn’t answer. “Can I come in?” He asked. You quickly put on your sweater, and said yes.

Before a second could go by, the door flew open and there were arms around you. Arthur squeezed you tightly, his warm breath tingling your neck. Your arms slowly wrapped around him, and you could feel him relax a bit. He let go of you, taking your hand and leading you from the small bathroom to the living room. He sat you down next to him.

He took your hands into his own and looked into your eyes. Your heart ached, seeing the concern and worry clear as day on his face. “Do you think I don’t love you? That I don’t think you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever laid eyes on?”

You breathed in heavy, the words he spoke bearing into you. You could hear the concern in his voice. “Arthur…”

“Baby I love you more than words could possibly describe.” He says, bringing your hands to his mouth, kissing them softly. “Your size doesn’t matter to me. You matter to me. All of you.”

A tear falls down your cheek. Your hand breaks free from his own and you place it on his cheek. You can feel the remnants of his own tears. “I love you too Arthur.” you said. He smiled at you and you pulled him into a soft kiss. “I’m sorry.”

“Do you do that often?” He asks, referring to the thoughts you had spoken out loud in the bathroom.

“Not every day but… often.” You looked down to your lap.

He didn’t respond, just pulling you into a tight hug. Your face fell into his chest, feeling the shallow rise and fall of his breath. He kissed your forehead. “When you... “ he started. “When you feel these things, please talk to me.”

You nodded against him. “I don’t want you to be alone with this. Not how I was.” he continued. You smiled and wrapped your arms around him tightly. He knew the pain you were going through and he wanted to make sure that you have the support he never had.

“Thank you.” you whispered. He hugged you tighter, as if he was double checking that you were there. After a moment he let go and leaned back on the couch.

“Let’s watch some Murray.” he said, pulling you into his arms. As you leaned into his side, you could tell that he was holding you extra tight. His arms felt safe, the safest place you could possibly be in a time like this. Your anxiety seemed to simmer away while his hand rubbed your shoulder. This was your favorite place to be.

I think about this an unhealthy lot

Cause of death Joaquin’s pelvic thrust as joker 🤤

Man, I wish he'd look at me like this

Could you pls not call me out like that

Ever since I saw Joaquin Phoenix as Joker:

That would've been the best cameo 😭😭💔

✨Min @  🤡[JOKER FEVER] 🤡‏ @Min_Dei_Bae

Wrong room…