Latest Posts by theawkwardarchaeopteryx - Page 4

Your teeth are gone when you look away. Sleep well: They, too, have teeth.

Yo, why do these fit together so nicely? 😨😂

Joker: *enters Murray Show*

Murray: wait, why do I hear boss music

After rewatching Joker tonight I have tried to pay attention to everything important noted by the clown fandom

And I am now 100 % sure Arthur was wanking off before the Murray Show call and nothing will convince me otherwise and I'll fight to death for this

You forgot him dealing with the Meta Liberation Army

They can sometimes be a bit stressful fighting the number 1 hero on live television. 

(Jin also can stress him out with his stress but the things you do for friends am I right?) 

Kinda happy about this

Y'know, being part of a group of öikeminded people and being normal? Hell yeah, I'm proud

Was reading a random article when I suddenly stumbled upon this:

2019 really is the year of the clownfuckers huh

Guilty as we plead!

I made a thing because I adore his grin in this pic so much

both of them make me fckin WEAK

Watched The Dark Knight and Joker outright ATTACKED me with his hotness lmao

Random question: what do you think of Heath Ledger Joker? I'm totaly in love with Joaquin Phoenix Joker, I mean Arthur Fleck is such a baby and Joaquin's Joker is incredibly hot(that pelvic thrust *swoons*) That movie changed the way I see the world! But Ledger's performance is legendary as well. I remember watching The Dark Knight for the first time, that 'pencil scene' genuinly shocked me. Also when he walks up to Rachel and calls her beautiful while combing his hair with knife was weirdly hot

Fucking amazing he is!! So witty, charming and dark

Edit: phone tumblr doesn't show the whole message!!

Joaquin's Joker is phenomenal. Obviously I love him very very much. Arthur Fleck's tragic story lead so well into him becoming the Joker, the absolute polar opposite of Arthur. Sexy, confident, charismatic and groovy. He IS the Joker

Heath is legendary and really portrayed the Joker in such a perfect way further into his insanity that I would just love to see be explored by Joaquin. Also, that scene is totally hot imo

Highkey me

The Joker makes me want to buy a pack of Marlboro Reds so I can chain smoke while strutting down the street, cigarette hanging from the corner of my mouth while Rock n Roll pt 2 plays in the background. I don’t even smoke…

I've never done anything with anyone aged 19 as of now - not even a kiss - and I'm totally fine with that. It just rubs me the wrong way if people think you're a failure if you didn't do it before you're 20.

My older sibling once wondered whether my brother and I - both younger - were asexual because we've never dated anyone. Like - stfu. Leave us be lmao. We just wanna focus on our own little happy goals and interests.

Especially since they stated that they'd think of it as weird if someone had no children once they are 30 or married or whatever. Lol.

Especially since personally, I have trust issues and body image issues and I wouldn't just want to fuck or be in a relationship for the sake of it? Imma take my lifetime if need be - better to do it when you're comfortable and ready.

It’s been said before but we really need to normalise the idea of not having been in a relationship / having sex / dating before your 20’s because it is literallyyyy so young and it absolutely doesn’t make anyone weird for not having had that experience before so I don’t understand why we get off shaming people for something so common

I'm MELTING over here 😫💕

— dating arthur fleck.

[headcanons]

warnings: fluff, mention of sex.

taglist: @vivft, @taintednihilist, @actualkey, @itsforyoubitch 

a/n: shy boy deserves all the love in this essay i will- 

Weiterlesen

Guys, I'm not even joking

The kissing scene makes me literally feel something in my chest, omg

Physically and emotionally

It's unreal

Ah yes, this is the good stuff 👌🏻👌🏻

Arthur Fleck/Joker flirting headcannons

Anonymous Request: Can you please do flirting hc for joker v Arthur? How do they seduce a crush 🥰

Sorry for being AWOL these last days, college is a pain lol. Enjoy :))

Arthur:

Arthur is very shy in his advances, so the most likely scenario is that you’ll have to make the first move because this poor man is just petrified at the idea of pushing you away or scaring you

He will often come to your house to hang out and watch a movie or listen to some music. Not the most entertaining of things, but any time spent with you is time well spent

His go-to on any occasion is trying to make you laugh

The most flirtatious things he’s done always happens when he’s showing you magic tricks. Whether it’s pulling out a bouquet of flowers or purposely handing you cards with hearts, this is the most hints you’ll get out of him

When you talk, his whole body literally turns and angles itself towards you, completely hooked on your every word

If you’ve had a bad day or are just feeling down and need someone to listen your problems, he’s right there for you. Will listen to you vent for hours, genuinely concerned about you and offering help in any way he can

He’s your shoulder to cry on anytime you need, because to him, showing concern and care is his way of subtly reminding you he thinks of you and your happiness

Will invite you to his act at Pogo’s, his eyes filled with innocent hope that you’ll say yes

Arthur will also write you letters. Trying to be as mysterious as possible, he signed them as “secret admirer”, but his writing was so distinctively his that you caught on immediately

When you confronted him about it he started blushing profusely, stuttering out an apology.

You just smiled and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, silencing any paranoid thoughts that plagued his mind right then and there.

Joker:

A sneaky, cocky little shit. Much, much more brash in his advances

Makes you flustered on purpose

Compliments you on your appearance exactly twice a day. Why so specific you ask? It’s not too much to make it seem obvious that he’s paying so much attention to the details, but just enough to leave you crazy, wondering if you’re just overthinking his affections or if there’s actually something going on between you two

Joker tries to impress you constantly, whether it’s luring you in with is dance moves or something more extreme like showing you his gun

Always places his hands on you to remind you of his presence. It’s always very innocent- a hand on your shoulder, holding your hand when he wants to drag you somewhere, tapping you to get your attention. If it was anyone else it wouldn’t seem like anything… but you can feel the heat and desire that comes from his touch right through your clothes

When the both of you are together, he’ll tease you non-stop. It’s never malicious, but just playful and lightly mocking enough to make you blush and pout

Only has eyes for you. You could be walking down the street together and run into a group of Joker fan girls cheering for him, and his eyes would never leave you

If you lean in to hug him when you two meet up somewhere, he’ll take your hand and kiss the back of it, eyes devilishly studying yours

One time he took it up a notch and kissed both your cheeks in greeting. When you turn red and demand an explanation, he just scoffs and goes “It’s European”

Not to fret though, Joker isn’t one for wasting time. He’ll make the first move before you even think about doing it yourself, and then he’s never letting you go

me actually getting distracted from saving my future but at least while being happy

On the bright side, I’m almost over with my exams so :D

He looks so broken & confused I can't

me trying to explain to the joker how much I want to be his cigarette

True Dumbass minus Fortnite & Edgy Bastard... and Depressed Thot.

All in all, a True Edgy Depressed Thot though, in a way, I can relate to all the Dumbass ones

Tag yourself I’m Edgy Bastard

Omg you are so pretty!

my youth is wasted

Look, brain... you will NEVER break us apart!

me, every night: *acting out a scene in my head where i’m dating my favorite character*

my brain: you’re going a bit far there, don’t you think?

me: *imagining THIS scene* ...anyways

I'm hiding under the covers now

I'm legitimately scared, boooo, someone send help!

Research has proven that if you're afraid of spiders, you are more likely to find one in your bedroom...

I'm afraid of Joker!

How can you not tho

Why does everyone want to fuck Arthur Fleck/Joker

strict non-smoker but i feel this comment 😖💕

Me: UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cigarettes are so yUcKy– instant deal breaker for me. NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Me during Joker:  (♥ω♥ ) For Arthur….I… I could reconsider.  

Arthur Fleck / Joker : *Exist*

Us :

Basically me in middle school/highschool lmao

C’mon Bing, get with the program smh

Pretty rat man.

Official Dabi Sketch by Horikoshi! (x)

My right brain is too dominant for this

Left brain: Joker is a very interesting character. Arthur Fleck is a man who suffers from severe depression, and hallucinations. Still, he tries to make the world laugh. But the world keeps torturing him, and he’s finally pushed over the edge. The movie shows how a hopeful Arthur Fleck turns into a madman, the Joker. Joaquin Phoenix is an amazing actor, and I’m sure he’ll do an amazing job at portraying the psychotic man.

Right brain: I WANT THE JOKER TO ABSOLUTELY RUIN ME. WHAT A CLOWN DADDY HONESTLY

video games are art

if you don’t think that video games are art, what are you doing?

examples:

1. detroit: become human

amazing character animation

beautiful environments/surroundings

2. the last of us

how is this concept art not appreciated by everyone?

3. red dead redemption 2

just look at this screenshot

and this character art?

don’t you dare tell me that video games aren’t art.

What is Joaquin Phoenix hiding behind his forehead tho

WE DEMAND ANSWERS

This man invented chaos

How softly he says "Why would I keep his sign?..." 😭😭💔

“Why would i keep his sign?...”

Requested by @arthurfleckbaby

Funny how quick things do a 180 ° turn 'cause this blog was supposed to be about memes & stuff but it evolved into an Arthur Fleck/Joker love confession

The fandom, grabbing chest: not if you stay with us, sweetheart 😏😏 💕

THE FUCKGN SCRIPT PF JOKER

ARTHUR IS A VIRGIN

HE GELLS SOPHOE HES A VIRIGIN

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